Mom says that because I have to be in diapers for the sleepover, EVERYONE has to be in diapers for the sleepover. I don't make the rules, lay down and put your dumb butt up >:3

No you can't ask her she's busy >w>

Of course I'm not lying don't be stupid
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H-hwuh? We've been playing for 3 hours and you need a break? S-sorry, I must have lost track of time, we can get right back to combat after you're done going pot- to the bathroom!

Huh? Me? Um, no worries, I have to review my notes, plus I already went earli- @////@

*Embarrassed GM crinkles*

#abdl

I've been thinking of starting up a TTRPG table for Kids on Brooms with a furry slant, and obviously room for diapers and things too. I'm worried about finding good players for it, but I think it would be a lot of fun too...

Might see some follow up art/lore posts >w>

#abdl #diaperfur

UGH I'm starving. Does anyone have any Mac and Cheese for lunch/getting all over my shirt and pampers? :3

#abdl #diaperfur

*Rummages through his misbehavior bag.*

Lessee here...got my hypno yo-yo, TF ray, AR shrinky squeaky hammer, normal hammer, locker fiddler, magic markers, diaper lock stickers, duct tape, squirt gun, candy laxatives...

Yup! All set for school! >:3

#abdl #diaperfur

But I don't want BABY diapers, I want BIG COOL KID diapers. Don't care about "they were out of stock" or whatever, I'm NOT sitting still for changies unless you got the good stuff 😤

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When the teacher won't let you go to recess without a new diaper but the ram in front of you on the changing table is a kicker/biter/wiggler/wetter AND messy to boot so it is taking FOREVER 😔

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You're stuck behind the big ram kid as you file to the back of the bus towards the last open bench. Though his paw stiffens for balance when he starts to climb into his seat, suddenly giving you an eyeful of peekage when he squats instead, puffs out his cheeks, and PUSHES- 1/2

#abdl #diaperfur

The only thing better than waking up in wrecked pamps is waking up in wrecked pamps next to my boyfriend and immediately making them his problem >:3

#abdl #diaperfur

Exploring my vibe:

The ram corners you under the bleachers and gives you a playful headbutt that implies more than it hurts. His art kid clothes and peekage viciously undercut by his bully brattitude.

"Sup shrimp. Heard you got the new Switch. You inviting me over or what?" 1/2

#abdl #diaperfur

Fun Fact: Did you know @harpofluff.bsky.social is 0 feet tall? It's true! Got the certificate in hard crayon and everything -w-

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I'm not a "bully", I'm just bigger and cooler than all the other kids and if some BABY forgets it I sit on them until they pee their pants and cry >:3

*Incoherent screeching of being buried in detention slips*

#abdl #diaperfur #kidfur

Uh. "Dirty diapers"? I smell "farmyard fresh" actually, thank you very much -w-

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You say "gay loser diaper dork" like that DOESN'T make me the coolest kid you know >:3

#abdl #diaperfur

*Grumbles, filling out the renter's insurance form for his new apartment.*

I already PAY EXTRA for FLOOD PROTECTION this is bullshit... >\\<

#abdl #diaperfur

Uuuugh been meaning to draw and stuff but I just finished moving yesterday AND being sick the last two weeks so my productivity has been basically nowhere to be seen.

I've also been borderline OBSESSED with diapers for some reason the whole time which isn't helping either >\\<

#abdl #diaperfur

Made chili last night to share with all my coworkers today. Turns out I'm a pretty good cook when you just have to shove everything in a pot and wait :3

AND I definitely didn't ruin the kitchen in the process, don't worry about it -w-

Not to brag, but I'm down to one pack a day.

*Pops open a pouch of pull-ups*

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P-potty chart!? No that's my WEATHER chart. It rains a TON up here. LOTS of storms. Pretty sure it wasn't sunny once the entire last month even! -w-

DON'T PULL UP THE FORECAST-! Q///Q

#abdl #diaperfur