James Wooldridge
@wooldridge-j.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Scripted Development Producer. Bad DIYer. Eater.
I started listening to podcasts at 1.6 speed to cram more in.
When it reverts to normal speed, the hosts now sound like they're drunk.
When it reverts to normal speed, the hosts now sound like they're drunk.
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I started listening to podcasts at 1.6 speed to cram more in.
When it reverts to normal speed, the hosts now sound like they're drunk.
When it reverts to normal speed, the hosts now sound like they're drunk.
Started playing "Would you rather ..." with my 7 year old daughter.
She's just played the killer question.
Q: Would you rather be married ....
.... Or happy?
(My marriage is fine before anyone asks)
She's just played the killer question.
Q: Would you rather be married ....
.... Or happy?
(My marriage is fine before anyone asks)
August 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Started playing "Would you rather ..." with my 7 year old daughter.
She's just played the killer question.
Q: Would you rather be married ....
.... Or happy?
(My marriage is fine before anyone asks)
She's just played the killer question.
Q: Would you rather be married ....
.... Or happy?
(My marriage is fine before anyone asks)
Draw me like one of your French Poodles....
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Draw me like one of your French Poodles....
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Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Six Men and Two Babies
Six Men and Two Babies
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
Nineteen Weeks
Nineteen Weeks
May 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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You know that you've been watching too much Star Wars when the dawn chorus begins to sound like a group of droids
May 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You know that you've been watching too much Star Wars when the dawn chorus begins to sound like a group of droids
Woke Marxist Pope ...
... with breakfast in bed.
... with breakfast in bed.
May 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Woke Marxist Pope ...
... with breakfast in bed.
... with breakfast in bed.
It's all very well using two wires to hotwire a car but
how do you turn it off when you get where you're going?
how do you turn it off when you get where you're going?
March 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It's all very well using two wires to hotwire a car but
how do you turn it off when you get where you're going?
how do you turn it off when you get where you're going?
CITV just played the Scooby-Doo episode with Scooby's dream in the Twin Peaks red room.
Class there from @itvxofficial.bsky.social
RIP David Lynch
Class there from @itvxofficial.bsky.social
RIP David Lynch
January 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
CITV just played the Scooby-Doo episode with Scooby's dream in the Twin Peaks red room.
Class there from @itvxofficial.bsky.social
RIP David Lynch
Class there from @itvxofficial.bsky.social
RIP David Lynch
Well hello, Bluesky - thanks for having me.
And look at you lot!
Aren't you all just GAWJUS!
And look at you lot!
Aren't you all just GAWJUS!
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Well hello, Bluesky - thanks for having me.
And look at you lot!
Aren't you all just GAWJUS!
And look at you lot!
Aren't you all just GAWJUS!