James Wooldridge
wooldridge-j.bsky.social
James Wooldridge
@wooldridge-j.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Scripted Development Producer. Bad DIYer. Eater.
I started listening to podcasts at 1.6 speed to cram more in.

When it reverts to normal speed, the hosts now sound like they're drunk.
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Started playing "Would you rather ..." with my 7 year old daughter.

She's just played the killer question.

Q: Would you rather be married ....

.... Or happy?

(My marriage is fine before anyone asks)
August 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Draw me like one of your French Poodles....
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Agyemang!
July 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Six Men and Two Babies
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Nineteen Weeks
May 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
You know that you've been watching too much Star Wars when the dawn chorus begins to sound like a group of droids
May 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Woke Marxist Pope ...

... with breakfast in bed.
May 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It's all very well using two wires to hotwire a car but

how do you turn it off when you get where you're going?
March 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
CITV just played the Scooby-Doo episode with Scooby's dream in the Twin Peaks red room.

Class there from @itvxofficial.bsky.social

RIP David Lynch
January 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Well hello, Bluesky - thanks for having me.

And look at you lot!

Aren't you all just GAWJUS!
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 AM