Wookie Goldberg 🇺🇦
@wookiegoldberg.bsky.social
Snark first, ask questions later.
Professional shit-stirrer, amateur haver of hope,
and proudly part of the problem.
Professional shit-stirrer, amateur haver of hope,
and proudly part of the problem.
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
July 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
Is Laura Loomer what human beings look like in 2025?
July 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is Laura Loomer what human beings look like in 2025?
Almost crashed in my attempt to get this.
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Almost crashed in my attempt to get this.
The only thing smaller than his hands are his crowds
June 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The only thing smaller than his hands are his crowds
This will be funny forever.
May 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This will be funny forever.
I just want to keep this in circulation.
May 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I just want to keep this in circulation.
His health report says he's 215? Hahahaha yeah right. For comparison, which one is more president-shaped?
April 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
His health report says he's 215? Hahahaha yeah right. For comparison, which one is more president-shaped?
Liberate me harder, daddy!
April 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Liberate me harder, daddy!
Seriously though. THIS fucking guy? I figured the guy who broke everything would be charming and handsome. Not fat, orange, and stupid.
March 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Seriously though. THIS fucking guy? I figured the guy who broke everything would be charming and handsome. Not fat, orange, and stupid.
Current feeling.
Unsure if kicker or kickee.
Unsure if kicker or kickee.
March 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Current feeling.
Unsure if kicker or kickee.
Unsure if kicker or kickee.
Dems last night:
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Dems last night:
The truest thing I have ever made.
February 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The truest thing I have ever made.
This is my favorite photo today.
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is my favorite photo today.
Why the hell isn’t this just entitled “Hope Francis”?!
February 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Why the hell isn’t this just entitled “Hope Francis”?!
I’m never gonna make it 4 years.
February 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m never gonna make it 4 years.
I see you Costco.
Respect.
Respect.
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I see you Costco.
Respect.
Respect.
I’m a middle aged white guy so maybe I have no room to speak, but this wankpuffin should maybe keep the words “black” and “history” and “month” out of his ignorant, sewage-filled, hamburger hole.
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’m a middle aged white guy so maybe I have no room to speak, but this wankpuffin should maybe keep the words “black” and “history” and “month” out of his ignorant, sewage-filled, hamburger hole.
The Golf of America
January 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Golf of America
