Michelle Keith
@woofwit.bsky.social
Stand Up Comedian
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Entrepreneur
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Dog Mom
Entrepreneur
Leo
Miami Dolphins Fan
420 Friendly
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If you've lost power due to the wildfires around LA and are using a portable generator, remember to keep it outdoors and make sure your carbon monoxide alarms are working.
January 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you've lost power due to the wildfires around LA and are using a portable generator, remember to keep it outdoors and make sure your carbon monoxide alarms are working.
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Debunking MAGA’s hateful lies about the LA fires: The reservoirs were full, the fire budget was increased, the 12 firefighters fired for refusing to get Covid shots were replaced long ago, the donations to Ukraine were nominal, and on, and on.
Elon Musk is the new emperor of misinformation - Kevin Drum
Here's the latest from Elon Musk about the LA wildfires: Every single thing on this list is either badly misleading or flat-out wrong: Reservoirs and emergency water tanks were all full before the fir...
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January 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Debunking MAGA’s hateful lies about the LA fires: The reservoirs were full, the fire budget was increased, the 12 firefighters fired for refusing to get Covid shots were replaced long ago, the donations to Ukraine were nominal, and on, and on.
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You will read countless times today that the LA mayor cut the LA Fire Department's budget by $23 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
January 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You will read countless times today that the LA mayor cut the LA Fire Department's budget by $23 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
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Jimmy Carter, who served as America's 39th president and lived to 100 years old, will lie in state in the US Capitol Rotunda until Thursday where members of Congress and later the public will pay their respects.
See photos and read more: cnn.it/42bRxAm
See photos and read more: cnn.it/42bRxAm
January 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jimmy Carter, who served as America's 39th president and lived to 100 years old, will lie in state in the US Capitol Rotunda until Thursday where members of Congress and later the public will pay their respects.
See photos and read more: cnn.it/42bRxAm
See photos and read more: cnn.it/42bRxAm
Check out my new business! If you love dogs and have a sense of humor…… visit woofwit.com #woofwit #doglovers #AKC #swifties
January 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Check out my new business! If you love dogs and have a sense of humor…… visit woofwit.com #woofwit #doglovers #AKC #swifties
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The House has voted to pass a stopgap funding bill, a key step toward avoiding a government shutdown just hours before a midnight deadline.
More details: cnn.it/41KvcJZ
More details: cnn.it/41KvcJZ
December 20, 2024 at 11:14 PM
The House has voted to pass a stopgap funding bill, a key step toward avoiding a government shutdown just hours before a midnight deadline.
More details: cnn.it/41KvcJZ
More details: cnn.it/41KvcJZ
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The concert tour that made Taylor Swift a billionaire wraps up this weekend, but it's already left a lasting impact on the global economy.
How Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour boosted the US economy | CNN Business
The consumer spending power was part of the “Taylor Swift Effect,” which travel industry analysts described as a “hospitality phenomenon.”
www.cnn.com
December 8, 2024 at 1:27 PM
The concert tour that made Taylor Swift a billionaire wraps up this weekend, but it's already left a lasting impact on the global economy.
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JUST IN: Ousted Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has fled to Moscow and has been granted asylum, Russian state media says.
Follow live updates: cnn.it/3Vt2UQz
Follow live updates: cnn.it/3Vt2UQz
Assad flees to Moscow as Syria rebels capture Damascus | CNN
The long rule of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is over, after rebels swept into the capital Damascus on Sunday. Follow the latest live news updates here.
cnn.it
December 8, 2024 at 6:12 PM
JUST IN: Ousted Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has fled to Moscow and has been granted asylum, Russian state media says.
Follow live updates: cnn.it/3Vt2UQz
Follow live updates: cnn.it/3Vt2UQz
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1 year ago today, Taylor Swift was featured on the cover of TIME for Person Of The Year!
December 6, 2024 at 7:59 AM
1 year ago today, Taylor Swift was featured on the cover of TIME for Person Of The Year!
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The parents of a 14-year-old Missouri boy who fell to his death from an Orlando amusement park ride in 2022 have won a $310 million verdict against the attraction’s Austrian builder.
Jury awards $310 million to parents of teen killed in fall from Orlando amusement park ride | CNN
The parents of a 14-year-old Missouri boy who fell to his death from an Orlando amusement park ride in 2022 have won a $310 million verdict against the attraction’s Austrian builder.
www.cnn.com
December 6, 2024 at 10:09 PM
The parents of a 14-year-old Missouri boy who fell to his death from an Orlando amusement park ride in 2022 have won a $310 million verdict against the attraction’s Austrian builder.
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A backpack found in Central Park is believed to belong to the suspect in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a source says.
Manhunt underway for UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter: Live updates | CNN
Police are searching for the gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in Manhattan in an apparent targeted attack. Follow for live news updates.
www.cnn.com
December 6, 2024 at 11:47 PM
A backpack found in Central Park is believed to belong to the suspect in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a source says.
Musical Bingo TONIGHT! 6-8pm
“One Hit Wonders”
Win prizes
Pizza by the slice
The perfect way to round out the Thanksgiving weekend!
BUY ONE TICKET- BRING A FRIEND FOR FREE
GET TICKETS👇🏻
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“One Hit Wonders”
Win prizes
Pizza by the slice
The perfect way to round out the Thanksgiving weekend!
BUY ONE TICKET- BRING A FRIEND FOR FREE
GET TICKETS👇🏻
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December 1, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Musical Bingo TONIGHT! 6-8pm
“One Hit Wonders”
Win prizes
Pizza by the slice
The perfect way to round out the Thanksgiving weekend!
BUY ONE TICKET- BRING A FRIEND FOR FREE
GET TICKETS👇🏻
cristybcomedy.com
“One Hit Wonders”
Win prizes
Pizza by the slice
The perfect way to round out the Thanksgiving weekend!
BUY ONE TICKET- BRING A FRIEND FOR FREE
GET TICKETS👇🏻
cristybcomedy.com
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This weekend at
The Cristy B Comedy Club
Palm
Coast FL
Tickets@ Cristybcomedy.com
#cristybcomedy #femalecomedian
#comedy
#plamcoast
The Cristy B Comedy Club
Palm
Coast FL
Tickets@ Cristybcomedy.com
#cristybcomedy #femalecomedian
#comedy
#plamcoast
November 30, 2024 at 7:11 PM
This weekend at
The Cristy B Comedy Club
Palm
Coast FL
Tickets@ Cristybcomedy.com
#cristybcomedy #femalecomedian
#comedy
#plamcoast
The Cristy B Comedy Club
Palm
Coast FL
Tickets@ Cristybcomedy.com
#cristybcomedy #femalecomedian
#comedy
#plamcoast
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
Thanks give Eve
Wed Nov 27th-7:00 PM
It’s “BEER-PROV”
Improv Comedy with drinking games!
This event is gonna be so much fun
Bring the your friends and out-of- town guests!
The perfect way to kick off Thanksgiving
#cristybcomedy # palmcoast
GET TICKETS NOW👇🏻
www.eventbrite.com/e/thanksgivi...
Wed Nov 27th-7:00 PM
It’s “BEER-PROV”
Improv Comedy with drinking games!
This event is gonna be so much fun
Bring the your friends and out-of- town guests!
The perfect way to kick off Thanksgiving
#cristybcomedy # palmcoast
GET TICKETS NOW👇🏻
www.eventbrite.com/e/thanksgivi...
November 26, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Thanks give Eve
Wed Nov 27th-7:00 PM
It’s “BEER-PROV”
Improv Comedy with drinking games!
This event is gonna be so much fun
Bring the your friends and out-of- town guests!
The perfect way to kick off Thanksgiving
#cristybcomedy # palmcoast
GET TICKETS NOW👇🏻
www.eventbrite.com/e/thanksgivi...
Wed Nov 27th-7:00 PM
It’s “BEER-PROV”
Improv Comedy with drinking games!
This event is gonna be so much fun
Bring the your friends and out-of- town guests!
The perfect way to kick off Thanksgiving
#cristybcomedy # palmcoast
GET TICKETS NOW👇🏻
www.eventbrite.com/e/thanksgivi...
Packed house last night in Palm Coast FL at The Cristy B Comedy Club! #cristybcomedy #femalecomedian #standupcomedy #cbctheclub #palmcoast #flaglercounty #floridacomedy
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Packed house last night in Palm Coast FL at The Cristy B Comedy Club! #cristybcomedy #femalecomedian #standupcomedy #cbctheclub #palmcoast #flaglercounty #floridacomedy