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Woofer ➡️ Limveld main castle basement
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almost changed my name to Mattress how they slept on me 😤
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armpit day at the gym

📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
Dad at a gym demonstrating overhead tricep exercise
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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@cubpatches.bsky.social told me to look mean and I tried my best
dad at a gym trying to look mean and tuff
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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🦍 shape
Big dad takes a mirror selfie
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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We are so BACK
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Big dad doing tricep push downs at the gym
October 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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meet me @ the eagle bathroom (so we can flex together)
Dad flexes in the mirror at the Dallas eagle
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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don’t tell me what to do
Dad breaks all the rules
September 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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stick around, champ. I’m making hoagie sandwiches later
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Dad in swim shorts checks his phone while poolside
September 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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A little throwback tummy 😳 damn I was chubby in 2019
Chubby dad takes a mirror selfie in a taco Tuesday tank top that’s one size too small
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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flex on your doubts until they become your biggest fans 😤💯🦍🐺 @cubpatches.bsky.social
Two dads flexing in a gym mirror want to know if you’re going to be done with the EZ bar soon
August 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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@cubpatches.bsky.social caught me looking wide af last night at @thedallaseagle.com
Wide dad looking to his right at a night club
August 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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chat should I steal more shirts from @cubpatches.bsky.social
Dad wears a tank top that’s one size too small to the gym
August 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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you had me at “should we do bicep pull downs since all the other machines are taken?” 😍🥰
Big dad does a bicep pull down exercise while looking at his exposed underbelly Big dad does another bicep pull down exercise with his belly out
July 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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don’t let anyone Tell you that your dReams are unaTtainable 🦍🥴💯
Dad fills out shirt with muscle in a year
July 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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airdropping this to the closing crew at Kroger on the other side of this mirror
Big dad at the gym
July 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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armpit day 🥵🦍🫔
dad does a flex uwu
July 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Special thanks to @thesmirk.bsky.social and @cubpatches.bsky.social for capturing me in prime dad mode
Dad in a square cut swimsuit being poolside Dad in a square cut swimsuit being a millennial gay
June 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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he’s got the biceps, i’ve got the triceps @cubpatches.bsky.social
Dads flexing at the gym
June 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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OMG 😤 I do not
June 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I know I’m a day late but I was vvv busy
Local dad shows off his belly
June 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Back at it again 🦍💯🔥 @cubpatches.bsky.social
Two meatballs flexing and making silly faces in a gym mirror
June 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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nightGAINs with @cubpatches.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Saturday dadurday

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A local Dallas dad tipping his hat as he walks into the Dallas eagle wearing a tank top and Costco enamel pin and old navy shorts and on running shoes
May 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I’m like the 🫩 emoji if it was a real person
Fat dad with the traps takes a mirror selfie
April 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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This is how I flirt 💋🖤
April 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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How I think I look at the gym vs how I actually look
Dad with a stern face resting between dumbbell chest presses Dad with a goober face resting between dumbbell chest presses
April 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM