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Big Woodztock
@woodztock.bsky.social
poppin my pussy for nook miles
May 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
i love crash my favorite character is dingo dial
January 30, 2024 at 11:19 AM
back when they were creating all those "trial and error virality" creatures in the 2000s for jamster ringtone commercials they made the first minion who was too powerful and escaped from the lab then went into hiding for 10 years until the jamster mercenaries were finally off payroll
January 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
what kinda bitch ass bullshit ass blanket is this??? what the fuck is this!!!!!
January 13, 2024 at 2:29 PM
thinking about how the fortnite default dance has become the doom/utah teapot of custom animation modding
January 6, 2024 at 2:04 AM
a pic of my favorite azumanga daioh character sakaki looking downright pathetic
January 5, 2024 at 1:37 AM
ai can seperate stems or whatever but im honestly at the point where id rather just remix music the old fashioned way and just eq the shit out of it because it sounds cooler anyways
December 29, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I know it's placebo but I swear I can feel coffee immediately after drinking it like a video game
December 27, 2023 at 11:19 PM
drugs have actually fucked me up even after being sober for like a year. feeling good still isnt good enough cause the void of not feeling better than good distracts me from it.
December 25, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I worship God, but the devil isnt scary and I own his aesthetic. I own all demon shit in 2023, 2024, and beyond until further notice. I fuck succubi in my sleep and gain their energy. Why would I be scared of demons when they're just more pop-up book hologram puppets?
Hell aint shit! - Stinkmeaner
December 24, 2023 at 6:02 PM
drempt of a dish called "hinister cane-o"
looks identical to spaghetti but apparently tastes really bad
December 21, 2023 at 4:47 PM
people are so defensive of their precious favorite trademarks and brands. "i love this game series, the new game has to be good, anyone who says it's not is attacking me." i promise the people who own your favorite media dont give a fuck about you, and have enough money to not need dick riders.
December 19, 2023 at 10:06 PM
telling people i dont date cause im aromantic when it's actually cause 10 minutes in id be like "do you like deltarune? i never played it but i fuck with it's vibe heavy. check out this combo video, i found a rocket bounce to get out of the dream in brink terminal. it's the world record multiplier."
December 15, 2023 at 3:56 PM
miya lowe self titled is one of the best albums ever made
October 25, 2023 at 12:08 AM
fuck this *lays in bed and eats cheese curds with toothpick*
October 24, 2023 at 7:46 PM
my favorite thing about SoundCloud is when i listen to my own music and it autoplays to some song by someone like yeat or lil yachty or migos and automatically gives them another play like they dont have enough already
October 22, 2023 at 7:03 PM
im 25 and still think it was funny when jake called the ice king a big nerd
September 14, 2023 at 3:42 AM
August 25, 2023 at 8:42 AM
the most tedious part of making music for me by far is not composing, producing, writing, rapping, any of that. it's naming songs, making album covers, uploading to multiple platforms, literally everything but making the damn songs
August 22, 2023 at 6:24 PM
drinking tomato soup through a pvc pipe
August 13, 2023 at 4:52 PM
90s kids childhoods was weak as fuck anyways you had to wait till high-school to get adult swim and flash games AND i still got to smell a Hollywood video vhs tape bitch
August 12, 2023 at 6:05 PM
30 somethings got such a chip on their shoulder like "ohh i remember the nes" well I remember the ps1 who gives a shit we both own vinyl just to stare at it and we both cant afford a house
August 12, 2023 at 5:57 PM