Woody 🌈🐻
@woodworkk.bsky.social
Late-30s queer poly guy (he/him) making the best of things. Likes and replies are 🔞spicy, follows beware!
♍ - ↕️ 6'8" - 🌎 PNW - 👨🎓 Teacher - 🪵 Woodworker
♍ - ↕️ 6'8" - 🌎 PNW - 👨🎓 Teacher - 🪵 Woodworker
Congrats on your 69420th listener Michael!
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Congrats on your 69420th listener Michael!
Thanks, I try my best 😁
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Thanks, I try my best 😁
*snaps spaghetti in half so it fits in my too-small pot while maintaining direct eye contact* 😇
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
*snaps spaghetti in half so it fits in my too-small pot while maintaining direct eye contact* 😇
Reposted by Woody 🌈🐻
Here is a corrected version of it. It should have any and all typos taken care of - but feel free to point out any! I want this to be squared away before I make any prints! Thanks, #JewSky for your enthusiasm!
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Here is a corrected version of it. It should have any and all typos taken care of - but feel free to point out any! I want this to be squared away before I make any prints! Thanks, #JewSky for your enthusiasm!
Could be worse!
...I mean, I can't think of exactly how just off the top of my head, but surely there's some way 😇
...I mean, I can't think of exactly how just off the top of my head, but surely there's some way 😇
October 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Could be worse!
...I mean, I can't think of exactly how just off the top of my head, but surely there's some way 😇
...I mean, I can't think of exactly how just off the top of my head, but surely there's some way 😇
I knew I forgot something, lemme make it 10 😏
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I knew I forgot something, lemme make it 10 😏
Holy moly 🥵 do you remember where you got those? Might need a pair or two for my own nefarious purposes 👀
October 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Holy moly 🥵 do you remember where you got those? Might need a pair or two for my own nefarious purposes 👀
I feel that, definitely been kinda Missourable myself lately 😔😉
September 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I feel that, definitely been kinda Missourable myself lately 😔😉
I just got mine for 20 years 💀⚰️
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I just got mine for 20 years 💀⚰️
This looks like it was so much fun!
September 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This looks like it was so much fun!
You've done a ton of great work this past year! If they have any sense you're just gonna have to suffer through a lot of compliments and praise and ideally a raise and that's about all 😉
September 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You've done a ton of great work this past year! If they have any sense you're just gonna have to suffer through a lot of compliments and praise and ideally a raise and that's about all 😉
Always worth a try! 😉
September 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Always worth a try! 😉
That face looks exhausted, need a nice fuzzy chest to rest it on? 😇
August 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That face looks exhausted, need a nice fuzzy chest to rest it on? 😇
I think you're on to something here kiddo 😉
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think you're on to something here kiddo 😉