Patrick Woods
@woodrowgus.bsky.social
I’ll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Locke is the real deal
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Locke is the real deal
The kind of headline that warms the heart.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The kind of headline that warms the heart.
You are doing it right. I also like to stretch that bird out. Cooks even, quick too.
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You are doing it right. I also like to stretch that bird out. Cooks even, quick too.
Precision and purity
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Precision and purity
All of her guests were like “let’s do this”
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All of her guests were like “let’s do this”
Yeah I saw the Fortnite promo and was like “cool,cool”
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yeah I saw the Fortnite promo and was like “cool,cool”
Koko, what is best in life?
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Koko, what is best in life?
Yeah my boy is 12 and this show is just hitting all the right notes, so happy for him
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Yeah my boy is 12 and this show is just hitting all the right notes, so happy for him
You can ramp up the festivities by playing my favorite drinking game; knock one back every time Rex Linn says “God Damn It”
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You can ramp up the festivities by playing my favorite drinking game; knock one back every time Rex Linn says “God Damn It”
Pretty sure my grandma had this decorative plate in her wall-mounted collection back in the 80’s
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Pretty sure my grandma had this decorative plate in her wall-mounted collection back in the 80’s
God damn, exhilarating
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
God damn, exhilarating
This is the most confusing ad tie-in in since Tyler Durden showed up at my local Maui Shell Station
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is the most confusing ad tie-in in since Tyler Durden showed up at my local Maui Shell Station
Hoping you’ll end the tour on Maui like last time🤞🏼🤙🏼
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hoping you’ll end the tour on Maui like last time🤞🏼🤙🏼
Did they hire Robert Rodriguez to do them in his garage?
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Did they hire Robert Rodriguez to do them in his garage?
Call on your allies in the Senate and remove Chuck Schumer from leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Call on your allies in the Senate and remove Chuck Schumer from leadership.
With all due respect @hirono.senate.gov , if you and the other Democrat Senators don’t remove @schumer.senate.gov and @durbin.senate.gov as minority leadership, all this posturing means nothing to me. Put in someone who will hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
With all due respect @hirono.senate.gov , if you and the other Democrat Senators don’t remove @schumer.senate.gov and @durbin.senate.gov as minority leadership, all this posturing means nothing to me. Put in someone who will hold the line.
Evil dies tonight
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Evil dies tonight
I’m really starting to fall in love with those lads
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m really starting to fall in love with those lads
Shit, I forgot that one!
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Shit, I forgot that one!