The Woodrow (they/them)
@woodrow.bsky.social
Enby. Library queer. Film fan. Bird nerd. Horror fiend. Board games silly goose. Pug parent. Kitten wrangler.
Yep, I totally broke out the glitter for story & craft. Yep, I thanked the caregivers for not getting mad about it profusely.
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yep, I totally broke out the glitter for story & craft. Yep, I thanked the caregivers for not getting mad about it profusely.
Was covering the lobby desk yesterday and a patron was telling us her identity was stolen and she needed some tech help and my colleague says “oh! I have a great resource for you, it’s Cornell Low Income… Woody can you search C L I T..” and I was like ummmm… and started typing Cornell. (1/2)
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Was covering the lobby desk yesterday and a patron was telling us her identity was stolen and she needed some tech help and my colleague says “oh! I have a great resource for you, it’s Cornell Low Income… Woody can you search C L I T..” and I was like ummmm… and started typing Cornell. (1/2)
Wanted to see Predator: Badlands but also wanted to stay home with the pug. Compromised and now we’re watching Predators (2010)
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Wanted to see Predator: Badlands but also wanted to stay home with the pug. Compromised and now we’re watching Predators (2010)
Still basking in the FLAG Con glow. It’s fading, but I have board game club tonight so I’m keeping it going!
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Still basking in the FLAG Con glow. It’s fading, but I have board game club tonight so I’m keeping it going!
Listening to Linda Ronstadt before work and getting teary like one does
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Listening to Linda Ronstadt before work and getting teary like one does
Woooooooo!
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Woooooooo!
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif
Watched a doc about Q Lazzarus last night and I’ve had Goodbye Horses in my head ever since. This is not a complaint! What an amazing human she was- and so sad she’s not still with us. #Filmsky
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Watched a doc about Q Lazzarus last night and I’ve had Goodbye Horses in my head ever since. This is not a complaint! What an amazing human she was- and so sad she’s not still with us. #Filmsky
YES! If you’re in the Ithaca area- kick off FLAG Con with a screening of Clue at Cinemapolis on Monday 11/3 #ttrpg #boardgames #Clue
FLAG CON IS ONE WEEK AWAY! Help us kick off the Finger Lakes Area Gaming Convention with one of the greatest board game movies of all time- CLUE! Showing one night only at Cinemapolis this Monday, November 3 at 8pm!
#clue #cluethemovie #flagconithaca #flagcon2025 #cinemapolis
#clue #cluethemovie #flagconithaca #flagcon2025 #cinemapolis
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
YES! If you’re in the Ithaca area- kick off FLAG Con with a screening of Clue at Cinemapolis on Monday 11/3 #ttrpg #boardgames #Clue
Explaining to kids that I’m not “miss woody” or “Mr. Woody” and especially not MRS. woody” is exhausting. From now on I’m asking them to address me as Captain Woody.
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Explaining to kids that I’m not “miss woody” or “Mr. Woody” and especially not MRS. woody” is exhausting. From now on I’m asking them to address me as Captain Woody.
A thing I think about from time to time is how much toast Snoopy made for that thanksgiving feast. It was a lot of toast y’all.
September 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A thing I think about from time to time is how much toast Snoopy made for that thanksgiving feast. It was a lot of toast y’all.
There’s a feeling of accomplishment I can only get from successfully getting all 4 cats to eat their dinner.
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
There’s a feeling of accomplishment I can only get from successfully getting all 4 cats to eat their dinner.
Got a pumpkin spice latte today, only our local coffee shop renamed it the Trad Wife. This has brought me endless giggle fits today telling people my boss bought me a trad wife.
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Got a pumpkin spice latte today, only our local coffee shop renamed it the Trad Wife. This has brought me endless giggle fits today telling people my boss bought me a trad wife.
WEAPONS!!!!! I can’t stop thinking about Aunt Gladys’ baby bangs wig
August 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
WEAPONS!!!!! I can’t stop thinking about Aunt Gladys’ baby bangs wig
Walked by a college student yapping away on her phone and heard “she’s IS really nice and has really good feet”
August 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Walked by a college student yapping away on her phone and heard “she’s IS really nice and has really good feet”
The Sammo Hung collection on Criterion this month is a gift . My Lucky Stars is a blast #filmsky
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boxd.it/1Xe8
My Lucky Stars (1985)
Two Hong-Kong cops are sent to Tokyo to catch an ex-cop who stole a large amount of money in diamonds. After one is captured by the Ninja-gang protecting the rogue cop, the other one gets his old Orph...
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August 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The Sammo Hung collection on Criterion this month is a gift . My Lucky Stars is a blast #filmsky
boxd.it/1Xe8
boxd.it/1Xe8
Saw Eddington yesterday and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
July 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Saw Eddington yesterday and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
As a little kid who watched wrestling every weekend in the 80s, Hulk Hogan WAS Wrestling. it didn’t take long as an adult to see what absolute trash was under that character.
Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
July 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As a little kid who watched wrestling every weekend in the 80s, Hulk Hogan WAS Wrestling. it didn’t take long as an adult to see what absolute trash was under that character.
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Hulk Hogan repeatedly body-slammed by Satan in no-holds barred After-death Match in Hades
July 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hulk Hogan repeatedly body-slammed by Satan in no-holds barred After-death Match in Hades
My love language is sending memes to people, forgetting I sent them when I see a notification then going into the message and “liking” them
July 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My love language is sending memes to people, forgetting I sent them when I see a notification then going into the message and “liking” them
Noooooooooo! My bike has a flat tire. Sigh. I can fix it but I just feel like complaining
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words whyyyy written in yellow
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words whyyyy written in yellow
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July 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Noooooooooo! My bike has a flat tire. Sigh. I can fix it but I just feel like complaining
So the Minecraft Movie was not at all what I was expecting. What a weird and ridiculous delight!
July 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So the Minecraft Movie was not at all what I was expecting. What a weird and ridiculous delight!
Saw Jurassic World Rebirth, enjoyed it a lot as an adventure flick with a good cast and great effects, but why did that one dinosaur look like the Predator with TRex arms?
July 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Saw Jurassic World Rebirth, enjoyed it a lot as an adventure flick with a good cast and great effects, but why did that one dinosaur look like the Predator with TRex arms?
See all the fun pics at ALA is making me feel a bit of envy. Going last year made me want to go every year! Alas, maybe next year
June 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
See all the fun pics at ALA is making me feel a bit of envy. Going last year made me want to go every year! Alas, maybe next year