*Throws lampshade at you*

Draw promotional art. It’s like fan art, but you don’t have to feel guilty about doing it instead of your main job!

Imagine being able to say ‘It’s annoying that the people here know what we’re doing is illegal’ with a straight face.

I half expect it to start a stage of machine gun fire as it does a flyby.

For the same length of time, four months, they could complete that raise for less than 5% of the amount they paid their CEO.

There are three possible explanations for this: One is that they got lucky. One is that they used their knowledge and influence as a member of congress to insider trade. The third is that the mere fact that Nancy Pelosi bought a stock is enough for it to immediately double. Which is most likely?