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he/him 🏳️‍🌈 • bluesky’s only woodcut beavis. accept no substitutes
how have i explored like 80% of the depths and still not found the fucking great abandoned central mine
August 30, 2023 at 3:52 PM
hey what’s up y’all. i’ve got a really good cookie recipe, looking to sell it to anyone who’s interested
August 29, 2023 at 11:38 PM
a cold beer is goated when TGIF is the move
August 26, 2023 at 12:00 AM
i’m so in love. it’s honestly disgusting
August 13, 2023 at 2:15 AM
belatedly doing a bunch of early main quest stuff in TOTK and i am wildly overleveled lol
August 8, 2023 at 4:14 AM
i got to the water temple in ToTK last night, then looked at my phone and realized it was 2:30. i then overslept this morning. we need to Normalize calling off work for gaming reasons
August 3, 2023 at 2:52 AM
the two songs i’ve been obsessed with of late: the folky cover of venom’s “black metal” from righteous gemstones and
Tell Me When My Light Turns Green - 2000 Remaster
Dexys Midnight Runners · Song · 1980
open.spotify.com
August 1, 2023 at 2:08 AM
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this is the newspaper that you read. Not sure what that means yet
July 26, 2023 at 12:27 PM
remembering that i agreed weeks ago to go to a social engagement over by grand lake tonight
July 27, 2023 at 1:10 AM
i love cheating to solve shrines i can’t figure out in ToTK. and the best part? it’s completely legal
July 25, 2023 at 1:44 AM
my free advice for democrats: they should devote more time to shit talking small town america the way republicans do to big cities
July 18, 2023 at 4:54 AM
i’ve had two and a half beers and i’m contemplating getting an emulator set up so that i can play heroes of might and magic III
July 15, 2023 at 1:56 AM
thank you to the iphoto app for the reminder of my grandma’s sweet baby angel
July 14, 2023 at 11:28 PM
in honor of the shuttering of anchor brewing i will drink one tropical IPA every hour until my demands are met
July 13, 2023 at 2:04 AM
just got a ticket for tanning my big furry ass
July 13, 2023 at 12:11 AM
impulse purchased tears of the kingdom due to i got bored with breath of the wild
July 12, 2023 at 1:18 AM
i hear that you and your friends are firing your social media manager because you want to make something real. you want to have an RSS feed
July 11, 2023 at 6:14 AM
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#birdbot
July 11, 2023 at 6:02 AM
zoomers will never understand how hype everyone got when "round and round" came on a party, in large part because of ariel pink's participation in the unfortunate events of january 6h
July 11, 2023 at 6:10 AM
help i’ve fallen into a liminal space and i can’t get up
July 11, 2023 at 1:44 AM
don’t mind if i do!
July 8, 2023 at 12:41 AM
good news: they’re bringing back favstar
July 6, 2023 at 2:21 AM
pleased to announce that i am cousin greg’s old communist lawyer
July 5, 2023 at 2:12 AM
once again feeling stuck in breath of the wild, which might be the sign that i need to suck it up and get tears of the kingdom
July 4, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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Celebrating Amerikkka with multiple kkkold beerSS
July 4, 2023 at 8:48 PM