"I'm liberal" it's so over

Bluesky won't let me make it my pfp, lol

Yeltsin particles are off the scale

You're so real for those pants omg

Beavers feel the most bear-like of the three to me, unless your goal is to come up with a drastically different sona. I feel like they're underrepresented compared to the other two as well.

There are like a dozen tweets saying this but apparently I'm the first on bluesky so woohoo

Gay porn addict: fuck dude, goondick feels so good bro

Straight porn addict: I fantasize about r****g every woman I have downloaded on my phone

Typo in alt text, I'm gonna kms