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💪big fat lefty✌️GreenPartyUK 💚
aspie queer on wheels ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
built like a shit brick house 😉 pottymouth (now have cognitive/memory issues, no filter)
emotional support hooman to only 1 rescue wonkydog - RIP Tiny Tony 7/8/25 💔
#NoKingsAnywhere 📍E.Norfolk, UK
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wonkyoldhippie.bsky.social
How much longer are the international community going to ignore this?

I am RAGING on a daily basis

www.doctorswithoutborders.org/latest/gaza-...
"This is not aid-it's a death trap" Every day, MSF teams see patients who have been killed or wounded trying to get food at one of these sites. In the MSF field hospital in Deir al-Balah, the number of patients with gunshot wounds increased by 190 percent the week of June 8, compared to the week before. Even fully functioning hospitals would struggle to cope with such a high number of trauma patients flooding emergency rooms every day. The fenced entrance gives only one access point in or out. GHF workers drop the pallets and the boxes of food and open the fences, allowing thousands in all at once to fight down to the last grain of rice. AITOR ZABALGOGEAZKOA, MSF EMERGENCY COORDINATOR IN GAZA
July 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Picture of a hand with knobbly arthritis knuckles
July 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Seems Yvette Cooper is verrry afraid of the people
V for Vendetta meme. People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.
July 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This
May Iranians, who mostly hate their leaders, be safe May Palestinians, who mostly hate their leaders, be safe May Israelis, who mostly hate their leaders, be safe May U.S. citizens, who mostly hate their leaders, be safe May the warmongering authoritarians be deposed, and may they one day experience real justice For all the suffering and death they cause. Rabbi Marisa James (adapted)
July 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
wonkyoldhippie.bsky.social
Yup 🤦

Such an arsehole.
Rupert Lowe post: Great Yarmouth - read these extracts from an important article. This is why I am campaigning on this issue
January 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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My word for 2025 is rampage.

In other words, situation normal
Take a screenshot of this GIF and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2025. May the odds be ever in your favour. rampage
January 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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But I know EXACTLY what to make of this one

Cheeky wee bugger 😁😁 I'm surprised it didn't burst into flames the moment it crossed my doorstep #AbolishTheMonarchy

It's great having family & friends who match your weird
A commemorative thimble in a glass case with a picture of a pair of leeches on it A thimble bearing the inscription To Celebrate The Wedding of Prince William & Catherine Middleton 29th April 2011
December 25, 2024 at 4:45 PM
wonkyoldhippie.bsky.social
Not quite sure what to make of this gift, sent by my niece
Amid a pile of gifts sits a small glass ornament. It's a spherical vertical piece of glass, topped with what can only be called bellend shaped glass, filled with different layers of sand. It's about 8cm in total and looks like the world's smallest, strangest looking buttplug.
December 25, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Yule shenanigans afoot
A red and gold Nutcracker, holding a golden staff with a kind of ribbed top to it. It's stood on a kitchen hob, with grey tiles behind it. Hanging from the staff is a naughty Elf and a sign reads "ANYTHING'S A DILDO IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH". The Nutcracker's mouth is open, either in shock or a soundless scream
December 22, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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Couldn't even be bothered to change anything but the name 🙄
Profile from breter.bsky.social Identical profile from "James"
December 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Andy Bush

Doing God's work

www.thepoke.com/2024/12/11/a...
@weirdoldhippie Replying to @bushontheradio Hey Andy...any chance of a "pram that the owner is always mysteriously unable to fold in the only dedicated wheelchair space on a bus c*nt" please? Can I also give a shout-out to @FirstBusnews, whose drivers usually enable this behaviour by refusing to tell pram c*nt to move?
December 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Posted without comment.
Mum: make sure you wear clean drawers Me: Ouch, splinters! Me: It'd have to be a double wardrobe, in my case Me: My fat arse isn't fitting in anyone's bedside cabinet Mum: .....
November 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Double Wonkydoggery (taking up most of the room on my hospital-type bed, as per) 🤗
An elderly chocolate brown English toy terrier X chihuahua wearing a purple jumper peeks out from a grey bed with an aqua blanket. Next to him, a peaceful tan and white chihuahua sleeps in a pink cave bed. In the background there is an ironing board, assorted bottles of essential oils and a hygrometer. In the foreground, there is a blue-grey waffle check blanket.
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Right! Then...
Luxury extreme bondage cage
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Good evening skeeples! Time for wonkydog #2, Tiny Tony, to put in an appearance...

Looking like butter wouldn't melt (and that he hasn't spent all day barking his teeny-weeny arse off at the wind & rain)
A tiny chocolate brown English toy terrier X chihuahua laying on an aqua blanket. Only his head & paws are visible.
November 19, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Ugh, look who else has arrived.
Screenshot of Daily Mail Bluesky account
November 15, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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Hey Fartrage, shouldn't you be off inspecting Trump's large colon?

Get fucked you lot, you aren't welcome here
A small tan dog (possibly Chihuahua) with it's head up almost the backside of a much larger dog (probably golden Labrador) having a good sniff. The small dog is labelled Farage and the larger dog is labelled Trump.
November 14, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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"Where do you see yourself in four years?"
A collection of sea forts, looking like something from War of the Worlds
November 10, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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Lest we forget

#RemembranceSunday
A white peace poppy being held against a mid-blue background
November 10, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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What's your sign?
Warning beer fridge do not place food or other contaminants in this fridge
November 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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It was less than polite, that's all.
I just really, really enjoyed saying it.
Twitter post: I've fucked off to Bluesky so I'm gonna say what I think and sod the consequences. Trump is a cunt and so is everyone who voted for him. Musk is a cunt. Rogan, Tate and Tommy Ten Names are cunts. HRH Chucky is a cunt. Bad Enoch is a cunt. Farage is a cunt. @nigelfarage @elonmusk ps. I hope you all burn in hell
November 7, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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I concur
Two tiny dogs sitting on my lap in the pub. One small chocolate brown one in a grey fluffy dog carrier (as he can't walk well). One tan with white chest, sitting up looking down at the other, wondering if it's worth trying to elbow his way in too.
November 7, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Good morning, lovely skeeples!

I offer you this to make reparations for yesterday's rants: a pic of wonkydog #2, Tiny Tony (aka Grandpa), at the absolute zenith of cuteness (IMHO)
An elderly, chocolate brown chihuahua X English terrier, on a grey cushion with a blue blanket in the background. He's wearing a purple marl jumper and one paw is visible. His muzzle is flecked with lots of grey and his tongue is visible (as he has only a few teeth left). He has a cute, enquiring look on his face.
November 7, 2024 at 9:23 AM
wonkyoldhippie.bsky.social
AMERICA, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SO MANY OF YOU?

Hispanics voted to deport other Hispanics. White women voted to take rights away from other women and their own daughters. Black men refused to vote for a black woman.

You weren't a Kamala fan, that's fine. But voting for THIS??? 👇
He was the worst President in history and when he got voted out he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud found liable for sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt owned by God only knows who and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had. But at least he's not a Black woman.
November 6, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Whoops...has Sharty Shitler also had a visit from the karma fairy?
Trump on a golf course, being comforted by his caddy after an unfortunate sharting incident
October 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM