Chris Owen
@wonkydonky.bsky.social
Tech comms chap / easily confused curmudgeon. Loves bees and hates mayo, and has "far too many records". Probably tanked up on coffee.
Don't tell me you drink this
January 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don't tell me you drink this
wow. i don't want to ask about the party bags.
January 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
wow. i don't want to ask about the party bags.
it's such an odd choice.
January 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
it's such an odd choice.
"However, they were left feeling they had made the right choice, as Lucifer was born in delivery room 6 before mum and son were taken to bed 6 in room 6 at the hospital."
FML.
FML.
January 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"However, they were left feeling they had made the right choice, as Lucifer was born in delivery room 6 before mum and son were taken to bed 6 in room 6 at the hospital."
FML.
FML.
it was TRUE. You should work undercover at Meta.
January 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it was TRUE. You should work undercover at Meta.
now i don't know what's true or not anymore. this is either a wonderfully subtle fib, or it's true.
January 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
now i don't know what's true or not anymore. this is either a wonderfully subtle fib, or it's true.
i ask myself this a lot.
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i ask myself this a lot.
aims for 2025: use the word 'crud' more often.
January 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
aims for 2025: use the word 'crud' more often.
you spelled "absolute shitshow" wrong
January 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
you spelled "absolute shitshow" wrong
well quite, we also need to know whether he really is 'for real'.
January 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
well quite, we also need to know whether he really is 'for real'.
that's quite the colour palette. Is it sponsored by Nurofen?
January 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
that's quite the colour palette. Is it sponsored by Nurofen?
<<prompts "how can I tell if the wind will change direction?">>
December 10, 2024 at 8:34 PM
<<prompts "how can I tell if the wind will change direction?">>
hello! how are you?
December 6, 2024 at 11:12 AM
hello! how are you?