Whiskey is risky
Unless you're alone
Wait, what?

I used to love the snow as a kid, now even Winterfresh gum pisses me off!

Had a doctors appointment and it was amazing to hear that at my age I have an athletic physique.
I have athletes foot, tennis and golfer elbow and jogger’s nipple.
Not too bad for an old guy.

Big Vikings game tonight
Skol
First to watch the Rangers beat the Hawks
No, that's your fingers crossed.

If you see me, that means I see you.

Let's see how this goes
Giddy up