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"Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump."

For clarity: is this a homicide or a suicide threat?

www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
Trump Sends Cryptic Message to Democrats: ‘Enjoy What May Be Your Last Merry Christmas!’
President Donald Trump urged Democrats to "enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas" in a cryptic message on Thursday.
www.mediaite.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
In 12 months, President Donald #AmericaFirst Trump has ordered strikes against countries in 5 areas (Yemen, Somalia, Syria, Iran, and the Caribbean/Eastern Pacific).

Make that 6 (or, on average, new strikes every 8-weeks).
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/25/u...
U.S. Strikes ISIS in Nigeria After Trump Warned of Attacks on Christians
www.nytimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
FOUND...???
A MILLION PAGES...???
Where exactly were these 1M+ documents hiding?
#ReleaseTheFiles
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Justice Dept. Says It Has Found Over a Million More Epstein Documents, Delaying Release Process
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Read carefully. Because...
Jeffrey Epstein was either going to kill (himself) or be killed (...) when he wrote this note (released today), which clearly implies our current President, #DonTheCon Trump, was either a pedophile...
OR, very pedophile-adjacent, during the Epstein era.
#RELEASETHEFILES
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Drip. Drip. Drip., #DonTheCon
Must be the weather.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Justice Department Releases More Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
YOU LIKE ME !
YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME... !!!
Or else.
zeteo.com/p/trump-whit...
Trump Screams at Americans to Like Him in White House Address to Nation
Several Trump allies told Zeteo they were surprised anyone in the White House would think Trump’s primetime address was a good idea.
zeteo.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No matter how many times I read this...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'll believe it when I see it (and the $2,000 check he promised last month).

I can get snacks for the @survivorcbs.bsky.social finale he rudely interrupted.

99% of Trump's speech tonight was more exaggerations and and racist bullshit. Sweeping, hyperbolic claims with racialized scapegoating.​
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There are two big and obvious messages being made by this map.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Demand....?
When the hell did the Senate start doing that?
Why should anyone believe that Pam Bondi will lead a fair review of the Warner Bros. merger when her ex-lobbying firm was hired by both Netflix and Paramount?

The merger review process under Donald Trump is already a hotbed of corruption.

AG Bondi must recuse herself now.
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Will Trump be talking about this tonight?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
Trump Administration Aims to Strip More Foreign-Born Americans of Citizenship
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
No disrespect to the students at Brown University, but..
LUKE IS GONE, LAURA!
PERMANENTLY, THIS TIME!!!
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/15/a...
Anthony Geary, Luke on ‘General Hospital,’ Dies at 78
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
WTF?!?
Is it too soon for me to suggest that this was politically motivated?
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Live Updates: Hollywood Director Rob Reiner and His Wife Are Found Dead
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
They Voted for President #DonTheCon Trump. His Tariffs Took Down Their Family-Owned Sawmill.
youtu.be/ZWludS8aAsI?...
They Voted for Trump. His Tariffs Took Down Their Family-Owned Sawmill | Big Take
YouTube video by Bloomberg Podcasts
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you haven't yet been told, Do Kwan, the letter you need to write begins with:
'To My Favorite President Donald J. Trump.'
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/t...
Crypto Entrepreneur Who Caused 2022 Crash Is Sentenced to 15 Years in Prison
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A Grand Jury Again Declines to Re-Indict Letitia James
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There has to be a name for a condition whose symptoms include not realizing someone is a complete sociopathic asshole until 10 years later...

Other than marriage, of course.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump's handling of the economy is at its lowest point in AP-NORC polling
A new AP-NORC poll finds President Donald Trump’s approval on the economy has fallen substantially since he reentered the White House.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
For the 30% of Americans who inexplicably believe Trump never used the phrase "shithole countries*..."

*FYI: the phrase "shithole countries" is one of the ways poorly-evolved racists describe places worth majority Black and Brown populations. Especially those that don't look like Swedes.
After years of denials, President Trump confirmed that he used the phrase “shithole countries” in 2018 to insult several countries with majority non-White populations, including Haiti, El Salvador and Somalia.
Trump confirms using slur about specific countries
Trump previously denied using the vulgar language in 2018 about Haiti, El Salvador and several African countries — before a nonchalant admission Tuesday.
wapo.st
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The money we're spending on deporting people seems kind of high compared to the cost of educating, training, and/or upskilingl them.
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
www.bbc.com/news/live/cy...
Trump has seized a Venezuelan oil tanker.
Now, they must:
- File a civil forfeiture complaint in federal court,
- Get a seizure warrant, and
- Formally notify the tanker's owner, who can contest the forfeiture in the judicial process.
@nicollewallace.bsky.social
Follow live: US seizes tanker near Venezuela, Trump says
The US president said the tanker was the
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
And that means... What, exactly?
Following a briefing on Capitol Hill, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Senator Mark Warner called for the release of the unedited video of a second military strike on a suspected drug boat in the Caribbean on September 2.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
33,800 jobs under Trump in Pennsylvania so far. Not 60,000.

Just sayin'
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
YES!
This is exactly the image that comes to mind when I think of America gathering to greet the President of the United States.

They're playing exactly the kind of music I want played at my funeral.

When I die, I hope I die in my sleep. Not like the crowd who showed up at tonight's Trump rally.
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Honduras Issues Arrest Warrant for Ex-President Pardoned by Trump
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM