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In May, I married my best friend in a private backyard ceremony with our parents, the boy & our dogs. Then we went to party at a pub with our closest friends. It was perfect. Here are some pictures from the event. adobe.ly/3ZrwbNs
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In May, I married my best friend in a private backyard ceremony with our parents, the boy & our dogs. Then we went to party at a pub with our closest friends. It was perfect. Here are some pictures from the event. adobe.ly/3ZrwbNs
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June 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Brujo’s | The Veil. This one’s sticky, floral, and dangerously smooth for 10.3%. Triple dry-hopped with just enough honey to make you forget it’s a triple. This collab doesn’t miss. #craftbeer
June 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Seven days into a second chance I never thought I’d get. It turns out, when you build a life with someone kind, steady & emotionally healthy, everything changes.

We laugh, feel safe & have built our home in the truest sense.
She’s the best decision I’ve ever made.
May 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but have we tried giving #PedroPascal some days off from work to see if that helps heal the world?
May 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My 14 year old son was my best man last week, and he was nervous about giving the toast. I know I’m biased, but I think he killed it. He was the only person under 30 there.
Everett's Best Man Toast
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May 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We don’t have official pictures yet, but the #dogs did an amazing job during the private backyard ceremony. Hemingway brought the rings on cue, he held them around his neck like a champ.
May 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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ILLINOIS… Gov. Pritzker…
April 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Valerie & I decided to take a pre-wedding trip to #London. It was awesome, tiring & filling. One of the highlights was a beer/food hall inside an old #church on Good Friday. First time I ever had fun in a church.
April 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pollen’s thick. Beer’s thicker. Multi-oat/wheat quadrupel ipa brewed & dry hopped with citra, krush, motueka, motueka sub zero hop kief & riwaka hops from rootandbranchbrewing | brujo’s brewing | troon brewing. Pool’s open, patio time now. #craftbeer
April 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Everett & I are going to see an @amctheatres.bsky.social Screen Unseen tonight. We think it's either going to be Novocaine or In the Lost Lands. Heavily hoping for Novocaine. 🤞🏻
March 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I believe in ghosts. Give it here Troon. #Datenight with Companion movie since Val hasn’t seen it yet. Let’s go. #beer
March 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Juicy papaya, passionfruit, and floral resin. Drawing the Line from Root + Branch. TIPA #beer. Perfect for video game night in some COD.
February 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Bereft of Morality by Troon Brewing. Fitting for this administration.
February 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’ve always loved this picture. We were in Frenchtown for breakfast at The Lovin Oven. 2015 ❤️
February 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
#Divorce sucks. But I never could’ve imagined what was on the other side: marrying someone grounded & supportive, a life filled with travel & new experiences & a partner who brings peace instead of chaos.

If you’re in the thick of it — there’s more ahead than you can see right now. #staystrong
February 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I love this timeline so much. And I love Wilbur. #America
February 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Last morning in paradise.
February 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
At lunch today we met a white-nosed caoti, but we just call him New Fitz.
February 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We have a friend here at #impressionmoxche. I’ve named him Wandermonkey2k because he roams the halls. Please don’t rename him. Thank you.
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hyatt Secrets Impressions
February 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
As the sun sets in Playa del Carmen.
February 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I can’t wait to see the new Gulf from the sky. So exciting!
February 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So excited to get on a plane tomorrow & crash into Godzilla or whateverthefuck February has in store.
February 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We celebrated Hemingway’s 12th birthday last night. Obviously he was ECSTATIC (as seen in these pictures). We had #dog cake for Hemingway, Fitzgerald & Zora Neale.
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Had a great time seeing #Companion the movie tonight with Everett during #AMCScreamUnseen. Pretty great film — perfect mix of sci-fi & horror.
January 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM