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@wonderfulzero.bsky.social
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NSFW🔞 / if you know me irl… look over there!
33 y/o. Big gamer (PS5 & Switch), avid One Piece enthusiast, gym rat, and connoisseur of the homosexual lifestyle.
PoGo: 202008621880
📍SoCal
NSFW🔞 / if you know me irl… look over there!
33 y/o. Big gamer (PS5 & Switch), avid One Piece enthusiast, gym rat, and connoisseur of the homosexual lifestyle.
PoGo: 202008621880
back to the gym after a fun weekend in Palm Springs.
still thinking about the hot boys I got to kiss including a bloomfie. 🙈
(also if you were that daddy that was playing footsies with me in the hot tub at the LE pool party, I also wanted to make out with you. 😆)
still thinking about the hot boys I got to kiss including a bloomfie. 🙈
(also if you were that daddy that was playing footsies with me in the hot tub at the LE pool party, I also wanted to make out with you. 😆)
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
back to the gym after a fun weekend in Palm Springs.
still thinking about the hot boys I got to kiss including a bloomfie. 🙈
(also if you were that daddy that was playing footsies with me in the hot tub at the LE pool party, I also wanted to make out with you. 😆)
still thinking about the hot boys I got to kiss including a bloomfie. 🙈
(also if you were that daddy that was playing footsies with me in the hot tub at the LE pool party, I also wanted to make out with you. 😆)
my diet just consisting of junk and alchy lately is crazy.
and tamale season is upon us. 😭
and tamale season is upon us. 😭
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
my diet just consisting of junk and alchy lately is crazy.
and tamale season is upon us. 😭
and tamale season is upon us. 😭
I think I’m good on Pride fests until next summer tbh. 3 Pride events in one year is crazy for me cuz I just settle for one a year. 😅
Also starting to appreciate my hometown more and more as the years go by. Still loathe the desert heat tho.
Also starting to appreciate my hometown more and more as the years go by. Still loathe the desert heat tho.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I think I’m good on Pride fests until next summer tbh. 3 Pride events in one year is crazy for me cuz I just settle for one a year. 😅
Also starting to appreciate my hometown more and more as the years go by. Still loathe the desert heat tho.
Also starting to appreciate my hometown more and more as the years go by. Still loathe the desert heat tho.
done with my workouts for the week. hope y’all have a fun weekend! getting to see most of my besties all in one place this weekend. 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
done with my workouts for the week. hope y’all have a fun weekend! getting to see most of my besties all in one place this weekend. 🥰
The shiny charm grind is finally over!
This is my Shiny box before I start hunting new ones post-charm. 😊
Also posted is my adventure team up top and then their ball colors. ❤️
This is my Shiny box before I start hunting new ones post-charm. 😊
Also posted is my adventure team up top and then their ball colors. ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The shiny charm grind is finally over!
This is my Shiny box before I start hunting new ones post-charm. 😊
Also posted is my adventure team up top and then their ball colors. ❤️
This is my Shiny box before I start hunting new ones post-charm. 😊
Also posted is my adventure team up top and then their ball colors. ❤️
reusing the same costume cuz I’m too cheap to keep buying new Halloween costumes (and I’m not Heidi Klum).
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
reusing the same costume cuz I’m too cheap to keep buying new Halloween costumes (and I’m not Heidi Klum).
I’m over 30 and trying these dumb challenges.
(I’m going to a straight party where I know no one… I need the liquid courage…)
(I’m going to a straight party where I know no one… I need the liquid courage…)
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m over 30 and trying these dumb challenges.
(I’m going to a straight party where I know no one… I need the liquid courage…)
(I’m going to a straight party where I know no one… I need the liquid courage…)
a very pikmin halloween for y’all. happy friday!
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
a very pikmin halloween for y’all. happy friday!
Once upon a twink ago… #throwback 2016
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Once upon a twink ago… #throwback 2016
will be wearing a shirt for Halloween this weekend, unfortch
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
will be wearing a shirt for Halloween this weekend, unfortch
For Pectober (before it ends)!
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
For Pectober (before it ends)!
An awesome looking alpha shiny deserves the Luxury Ball.
Love seeing my planned team come to fruition. Just need that Zygarde!
Love seeing my planned team come to fruition. Just need that Zygarde!
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
An awesome looking alpha shiny deserves the Luxury Ball.
Love seeing my planned team come to fruition. Just need that Zygarde!
Love seeing my planned team come to fruition. Just need that Zygarde!
FINALLY. I’ve been shiny hunting for a Beldum for about 3 days. Tried walking back and forth in the area, over 1k resets, nothing.
Teleporter pad method finally worked for me after trying again. I wasn’t hunting for the shiny alpha but I’ll take it! 😍
Now I can finish the game!
Teleporter pad method finally worked for me after trying again. I wasn’t hunting for the shiny alpha but I’ll take it! 😍
Now I can finish the game!
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
FINALLY. I’ve been shiny hunting for a Beldum for about 3 days. Tried walking back and forth in the area, over 1k resets, nothing.
Teleporter pad method finally worked for me after trying again. I wasn’t hunting for the shiny alpha but I’ll take it! 😍
Now I can finish the game!
Teleporter pad method finally worked for me after trying again. I wasn’t hunting for the shiny alpha but I’ll take it! 😍
Now I can finish the game!
“Hey Molly, can you help me take off my panties?”
—“Hold on Chrissy, I’ve got lotion all over my hands”
“That’s okay, you can just use your mouth”
—“Hold on Chrissy, I’ve got lotion all over my hands”
“That’s okay, you can just use your mouth”
October 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“Hey Molly, can you help me take off my panties?”
—“Hold on Chrissy, I’ve got lotion all over my hands”
“That’s okay, you can just use your mouth”
—“Hold on Chrissy, I’ve got lotion all over my hands”
“That’s okay, you can just use your mouth”
I might have accidentally overleveled myself… 😅
Also just need (preferably shiny) Metagross and Zygarde to complete my team.
Also just need (preferably shiny) Metagross and Zygarde to complete my team.
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I might have accidentally overleveled myself… 😅
Also just need (preferably shiny) Metagross and Zygarde to complete my team.
Also just need (preferably shiny) Metagross and Zygarde to complete my team.
Well, I finally found it! Now I can replace the Sylveon with the shiny that I wanted. 😍
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Well, I finally found it! Now I can replace the Sylveon with the shiny that I wanted. 😍
taking my sweat drenched shirt off felt like when Spidey took off the Venom symbiote in SM3. Cardio done. 🫠
October 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
taking my sweat drenched shirt off felt like when Spidey took off the Venom symbiote in SM3. Cardio done. 🫠
getting a good haircut feels like the moment when Wanda became the Scarlet Witch in WandaVision.
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
getting a good haircut feels like the moment when Wanda became the Scarlet Witch in WandaVision.
Mega Meganium waiting for her next command.
October 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mega Meganium waiting for her next command.
I feel like I haven’t grown in size but taking gym pics make me do a double take. 😀
October 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I feel like I haven’t grown in size but taking gym pics make me do a double take. 😀
burned 1k today, please clap (along).
September 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
burned 1k today, please clap (along).
Big titties and big butt too.
September 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Big titties and big butt too.
I got mine, yay! fuck GS events!
September 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I got mine, yay! fuck GS events!