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Wolvy
@wolvy.bsky.social
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I do stuff and make stuff.
I have a heart of gold and a wrong sense of humor.
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Black letters on white background, stating a computer can never be spiteful or horny, therefore a computer must never make art.
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Oh! It’s a new emoji that’s a whole mood - here is a screenshot
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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#sotd is Delulu by .Oddity, surprisingly calming and fresh and a tribute to the rapture folks (sorry not sorry)
Fragrance profile for Delulu by Oddity: Top notes: Citron, Mandarin Orange, Rhubarb, Bergamot. Heart notes: Blackcurrant, Strawberry Jam, Bulgarian rose, Frankincense, Raspberry Base notes: Musk, Osmanthus, Sandalwood, Ambroxan, Vetiver
September 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Attention:
A quilt comprised of a rainbow of flowers hangs over the railing in the atrium of a building for display. A paper sign next to it reads "Please do not push the Rainbow of Hope any further over the balcony."
September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
September 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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In an attempt to give Waffle House a classier and more elegant image, folks engaging in brawls on the premises must now abide by the Marquis of Queensberry Rules for fighting. This will give patrons their best dining experience. (Swiped from one of the bad places)
New logo design for Waffle House, featuring two old timey boxers and a banner reading "Queensberry Rules"
August 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Inspired by @pamdorra.bsky.social, I made a this. Very satisfying.
Throw pillow with the word “fuck” spelled out in brightly colored batik fabrics
August 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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#SOTD To Bring You My Love (Another stunning creation by @filigreeandshadow.co)

www.filigreeandshadow.co/collections/...
On 6 December 2023, Alareer was killed by an Israeli airstrike in northern Gaza, along with his brother, sister, and four of his nephews, during the Israeli invasion of the Gaza Strip. This was his final poem. Inspired by Refaat Alareer and the resilient people of Palestine, this perfume draws from the rich heritage of their land's crops. Palestinian agriculture, a crucial part of the economy, faces severe constraints in land, water, and market access due to Israeli limitations. Since 1967, these restrictions have drastically reduced agricultural production. Only 6% of Palestinian-cultivated West Bank land is irrigated, compared to 70% of Jewish settler-cultivated land. Our interconnectedness demands collective freedom. Defending Zionism or ignoring the plight of Palestinians perpetuates systemic oppression. Critiquing Zionism is not antisemitic; it is a stance against a political ideology that has led to an apartheid state favoring Jewish rights over those of Palestinians, who have lived in the region long before Israel’s establishment post-World War II. All proceeds will be donated to Anera (American Near East Refugee Aid), a nonprofit organization with no political or religious affiliation. Anera works on the ground with partners in Palestine (West Bank and Gaza), Lebanon, and Jordan to address the development and relief needs of refugees and vulnerable communities. May this perfume bring back love for the people of Palestine, stand as a testament to their enduring spirit, and foster solidarity with their cause. “If I must die, you must live to tell my story to sell my things to buy a piece of cloth and some strings, (make it white with a long tail) so that a child, somewhere in Gaza while looking heaven in the eye awaiting his dad who left in a blaze— and bid no one farewell not even to his flesh not even to himself— sees the kite, my kite you made, flying up above and thinks for a moment an angel is there bringing back love If I must die let it bring hope let it be a tale.” “If I Must Die” by Refaat Alareer Inspired by Refaat Alareer and Palestine Fragrance Formula Botanical and Synthetic Scent Families Citrus, Marine, Fruity Top Notes Apple Blossom, Lemon Blossom, Palestine Lime Middle Notes Fig, Mint, Olive, Pistachio Base Notes Sea Salt, Watermelon, Za'atar
July 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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#Sotd The Purest Blue from @filigreeandshadow.co
Heart eyes all day - tested my sample and immediately placed an order.
Description of "The Perfect Blue" fragrance by Filigree and Shadow Inspired by: Love and Rockets Fragrance formula: Botanical and Synthetic Scent families: Woods, Classical Smooth accord: Sandalwood (Mysore) Fragrance Story: When you listen to the lyrics in “Waiting for the Flood” on their 1987 release Earth, Sun, and Moon, you’ll hear the lyric “searching for the purest blue.” This line reappears in its own right as a song on their 1989 eponymous LP. This reincarnation of the lyric as a song is diffusive, sometimes sharp, and all the while mellifluous. It’s how I would also describe a true sandalwood from the Mysore district of Karnataka in India. If you truly love the scent of sandalwood, this fragrance will not disappoint.
July 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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See also:
Screenshot of a Reddit post that includes a quote reply from twitter - quote reply reads “can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots”. This reply is to an image of an annoyed man taking headphones off with the caption “when u call customer service and a clanker picks up”
July 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Drawing of a a lady with a wide toothy grin and dead eyes holding a sign that says “you can’t smell botulism”
July 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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If you see this post a random pic. Deny any explanations
This doesn’t deny the explanation but it’s custom iPhone stickers laughing with a skeleton, two faces, a horse maybe, lego Jesus and another Jesus and a devil and it defies explanation, I guess you had to be there. You do t know her she lives in Canada.
June 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I got a dumdum that looks like dt’s hair
Top half of a broken reddish brown dumdum sucker that resembles DT’s hair (and DT autocorrected to “rats” so it’s got that going for it too
April 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"Deteriorata" - National Lampoon You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. Deteriorata. Deteriorata. Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss, and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, There is always a big future in computer maintenance. Remember The Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, Especially with those persons closest to you - That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls Would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan. And let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken. Take heart in the bedeepening gloom That your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot, It could only be worse in Milwaukee. You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, The universe is laughing behind your back. Therefore, make peace with your god, Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, The world continues to deteriorate. Give up!
April 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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So the truth. (Martha Graham’s advice to fellow dancer & choreographer Agnes de Mille:)
Martha Graham’s Advice by Agnes de Mille The greatest thing she ever said to me was in 1943 after the opening of Oklahoma!, when I suddenly had unexpected, flamboyant success for a work I thought was only fairly good, after years of neglect for work I thought was fine. I was bewildered and worried that my entire scale of values was untrustworthy. I talked to Martha. I remember the conversation well. It was in a Schraff’s restaurant over a soda. I confessed that I had a burning desire to be excellent but no faith that I could be. Martha said to me, very quietly, “There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time, the expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exsist through any other medium and it will be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to determine how good it is nor how valuable nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open. You do not even have to believe in yourself or your work. You have to keep yourself open and aware to the urges that motivate you. Keep the channel open. As for you Agnes, you have a peculiar and unusual gift, and you have so far used about one-third of your talent.” “But,” I said, “when I see my work I take for granted what other people value in it. I see only its ineptitude, inorganic flaws, and crudities. I am not pleased or satisfied.” “No artist is pleased.” “But then there is no satisfaction?” “No satisfaction whatever at any time,” she cried out passionately. “There is only a queer divine dissatisfaction, a blessed unrest that keeps marching and makes us more alive than the others."
April 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Upgraded “free candy” van
A darkened glass entrance to an old warehouse with ominously spray painted instructions to “come on in” with arrows pointing to the handle. A dingy plastic gas can sits a few feet away from the door.
March 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This is very specific
Costar astrology app description that reads “talking to oldwolvy is like talking to a polygraph machine operated by a body language expert”
March 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Does anyone in OKC/Edmond remember this graffiti from the 90s (on the road from Edmond to Quail Springs mall, maybe 150th/Western or Penn? #ninjaslovebetacarotene
A small ceramic cup with the words "Ninjas love beta carotene" imprinted on the side, and tiny hearts around it. The clay is unfired white earthenware so it's muddy gray and unfinished. Background is blurred table, windowsill, and floor.
March 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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@pinkmartiniband.bsky.social is always a good time! Thank you for a great show in OKC.
Purple T-shirt with white script that reads “Je ne veux pas travailler”, French for “I don’t want to work”, a lyric from Sympathique by Pink Martini.
March 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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If you see this, quote repost a tree 🌳 🌴 🌳
A lone, blossoming plum tree in a well manicured courtyard with a bright green lawn, various shrubbery, in front of a two story white stucco building with a black angled roof. The sky is overcast grey. At the base of the tree there is a mound surrounding the trunk, covered in fallen pale pink blossoms and a perimeter of blossoms in the lawn under the tree the same size as the canopy of the tree. Taken spring 2009 in North Carolina, maybe on the Belmont University campus? Or possibly a hotel. A different lifetime.
March 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Parfumo profile for Your Turn, a new perfume from Billie Eilish. Top notes are cardamom, ginger, and bergamot, middle notes are night-blooming jasmine, coconut water and peach skin, base notes are Australian sandalwood, musk, and Sylvamber
March 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM