Avalanche Wolger 🔜 Canada
@wolgerlanche.bsky.social
27 yr old Wolger from NZ, streamer, gamer, writer, pie lover, sex positivity enthusiast. 18+ content, not the horny kind but the teaching and explains stuff like kinks, fetishs, and other lewd stuff. Dating an amazing bear and working my way to Canada :3
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
im gonna go shiny hunting now.
im gonna go shiny hunting now.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
im gonna go shiny hunting now.
im gonna go shiny hunting now.
I am offcially back on my shit (shiny rock hunting), after about 50 outbreaks, I am so excited to have this guy. Used a master ball to ensure he didnt explode lmao. He's so cute @~@
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I am offcially back on my shit (shiny rock hunting), after about 50 outbreaks, I am so excited to have this guy. Used a master ball to ensure he didnt explode lmao. He's so cute @~@
Im really glad I have the shiny charm in Scarlet/Violet, I can spend the 50hrs itd take grinding it in ZA Shiny hunting in S/V and come across cute lil guys randomly
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Im really glad I have the shiny charm in Scarlet/Violet, I can spend the 50hrs itd take grinding it in ZA Shiny hunting in S/V and come across cute lil guys randomly
Welp :( I think that's as close as ill get to the shiny charm in this game. I dont really wanna grind out another 500 battles, and I dont wanna buy a controller to auto input and have it run in the background. If I wanna shiny hunting specific pokemon, I'll go back to Scarlet/Violet.
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Welp :( I think that's as close as ill get to the shiny charm in this game. I dont really wanna grind out another 500 battles, and I dont wanna buy a controller to auto input and have it run in the background. If I wanna shiny hunting specific pokemon, I'll go back to Scarlet/Violet.
New tattoo ack-wired. Representing my time in USA, and updated my NZ one for when I leave next year. Only fainted once :)
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
New tattoo ack-wired. Representing my time in USA, and updated my NZ one for when I leave next year. Only fainted once :)
Me and the new girlie (shiny number 4)
October 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me and the new girlie (shiny number 4)
Second ZA Shiny obtained :3
Maybe theres an increased shiny rate in this game
Maybe theres an increased shiny rate in this game
October 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Second ZA Shiny obtained :3
Maybe theres an increased shiny rate in this game
Maybe theres an increased shiny rate in this game
First ZA Shiny obtained :3
Perfect to make a Mega Raichu :3
Perfect to make a Mega Raichu :3
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
First ZA Shiny obtained :3
Perfect to make a Mega Raichu :3
Perfect to make a Mega Raichu :3
We are so ready >:3
October 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We are so ready >:3
The way this lined up perfectly on my timeline, absolutely peak
October 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The way this lined up perfectly on my timeline, absolutely peak
👉👈🥺 is for me?
October 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
👉👈🥺 is for me?
My team is so ready for friday :3
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My team is so ready for friday :3
BEHOLD! MY STUFF! Thanks to some amazingly generous friends, I have officially completed every living dex of every Switch Pokémon game and have it all in Home. Sadly its not enough to have a fully completed living dex of every pokemon as some arent on switch. Yet. My body is ready for Legends ZA >:3
September 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
BEHOLD! MY STUFF! Thanks to some amazingly generous friends, I have officially completed every living dex of every Switch Pokémon game and have it all in Home. Sadly its not enough to have a fully completed living dex of every pokemon as some arent on switch. Yet. My body is ready for Legends ZA >:3
Alright chat, I can only get 1 since there was a 1 per customer limit, which one am I getting?.
September 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Alright chat, I can only get 1 since there was a 1 per customer limit, which one am I getting?.
I am so close to finishing every switch game living dex on Home. I caved and bought Scarlet to get the paradox legends so now all I need is a Dialga from Brilliant Diamond if anyone has one.
September 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I am so close to finishing every switch game living dex on Home. I caved and bought Scarlet to get the paradox legends so now all I need is a Dialga from Brilliant Diamond if anyone has one.
Bark bark honk honk :03
September 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Bark bark honk honk :03
Im sorry,.but Mega Chesnaught is my baby and I will hurt anyone that tries to fuck with him :)
September 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Im sorry,.but Mega Chesnaught is my baby and I will hurt anyone that tries to fuck with him :)
And then after a little bit of fun, silly stooge pup was covered head to toe in cream, someone enjoyed themselves a little too much 🤭
September 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
And then after a little bit of fun, silly stooge pup was covered head to toe in cream, someone enjoyed themselves a little too much 🤭
And a final pie right in the kisser, what a stupid looks puppy, such a stooge. Better not let that cream go everywhere 🤭
September 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
And a final pie right in the kisser, what a stupid looks puppy, such a stooge. Better not let that cream go everywhere 🤭
Followed up by a humiliating pie sandwich, not even given the time to remove the first tin as it sits precariously on his head loke a hat 🤭
September 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Followed up by a humiliating pie sandwich, not even given the time to remove the first tin as it sits precariously on his head loke a hat 🤭
What a mess, silly blind stooge cant even see whats coming next 🤭
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
What a mess, silly blind stooge cant even see whats coming next 🤭
Ooooop right in the face, look how silly the stooge looks 🤭
September 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Ooooop right in the face, look how silly the stooge looks 🤭
Uhoh, looks like some silly stooge pup is about to find himself in a whiteout 🤭
September 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Uhoh, looks like some silly stooge pup is about to find himself in a whiteout 🤭
Well shit. Another book written and sent to friends for review. This ones been in the works since... 2017/2018, when I was working at Disney. And its longer than the entire first series of 5 books I wrote. And the longest book so far, excited to see where this trilogy leads. For now tho, swordtember
September 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Well shit. Another book written and sent to friends for review. This ones been in the works since... 2017/2018, when I was working at Disney. And its longer than the entire first series of 5 books I wrote. And the longest book so far, excited to see where this trilogy leads. For now tho, swordtember
I am a sucker for loungefly bags and Nightmare Before Christmas, the smaller one is my everyday "going out" back, and the big one is my special occasions bag, pup gear, magic cards, whatever I need it for
August 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I am a sucker for loungefly bags and Nightmare Before Christmas, the smaller one is my everyday "going out" back, and the big one is my special occasions bag, pup gear, magic cards, whatever I need it for