I would also like to spin this about navigating physical limits but would have to toe a very careful line since I am able-bodied. Ideally, though, the moral would be there.

I Will Be a Dragon: An adolescent snake finds his way into a library, reads about dragons, and tries through mishaps and misadventure to be the mythical beast, all while learning about ambition and being greater than his lot.

I did not have "Metroid pulling a Sonic series-level own goal" on my gaming bingo card.

Living in NY is already expensive and now you claim this after capitulating? Silence, you spineless liar.