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@wolfwoodism.bsky.social
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Clove, 30+, they/them. nsfw + dead dove, 18+ only please. trigun (kvw), fe3h, hyv, witcher. incorrigible multishipper. ship and let ship. i write sometimes.

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wolfwoodism.bsky.social
first time i ever cleared floor 12 and it was with 3 stars...phainon you are CRAZY
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
e2 phainon has been got. i can relax
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
nsfw // writing insanely fluffy #myphai library sex with needy phainon after 3.7 wrecked me lmao
A wip snippet that reads: Mydei opens his mouth, ready to ask what the hell that means, and nearly chokes on his tongue as Phainon rolls his hips. His breath stutters as he feels Phainon's cock against him through the panties, every languid, heavy slide making his own cock stiffen. Mydei desperately clutches Phainon's hips to hold him still. "This library is public, haikas. Are you trying to get in trouble?" "Maybe," Phainon says sweetly, pushing into his palms. Mydei huffs. "Brat. What am I going to do with you?" Phainon leans his forehead against Mydei's, their lips nearly touching. "I can think of a few things."
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
came back to this fic after 10 months and had a ton of fun wrapping it up! it was fun to write a new ship :3

#jingfu jing yuan/fu xuan
3.3k | E / nsfw
femdom, dickstepping, pussywarming
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/73570461
a fic graphic on a background of a xiangqi board that reads: a calculated risk. jingfu. 3.3k | E. femdom, dickstepping a fic graphic on a background of a xiangqiu board that reads: " Jing Yuan regards her for a long, terrible moment—terrible, because she wants him to agree. Terrible, because she wants him at all. Then he lowers himself, posture perfect, onto his knees. There is a grace to it she has rarely seen even from priests of Lan, a testament to the discipline he has kept himself to for centuries. "Fu Xuan," he says softly, blinking up at her through his thick lashes, hands resting loosely on his thighs. ""
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
life is so kind to me this week
A screenshot of pulling furina in genshin A screenshot of furina's hydro goblet with 39 cv
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
after many months i return with a deeply self-indulgent fic. enjoy!

make a mess of us
#phaidei
2.9k | E / nsfw
fluff, pregnancy, foot kink, lactation kink
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/72933361
October 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
nsfw // a little snippet of the phaidei fic i'm posting tomorrow after 84 years of not writing...
Phainon crawls forward, fingers still buried in Mydei's cunt, until he can get a knee on the couch and lift himself up. Straddling Mydei's thigh, he reaches out to cup one of Mydei's pecs, thumbing over his nipples. Mydei lets out a soft noise at the touch, and Phainon finally looks at him, his eyes so dark and hungry that Mydei squeezes around his fingers again. "Let me." Phainon's voice breaks, hoarse and low. "You have to let me." "Do I?" Mydei asks, brows raised. "Seems to me like another mess you've caused. Maybe I should stop letting you near me." Phainon's breaths are unsteady against Mydei's lips as he leans in close. "I promise I'll do something horrible if I can't taste you." Mydei smiles. "Tempting."
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
life is suddenly beautiful
September 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
can't fully explain how obsessed i am with the mydei themed hrothgal I made in ffxiv 🥰
September 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
at the family farm this weekend 🥰
a pic down a mountain of livestock pasture in the Appalachians with a very blue sky
August 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
did hard mode theatre for the first time and i'm crying that my stupid 4 star blorbo on a 3 star weapon outperformed the 5 star dpses i brought AND borrowed from friends
a screenshot of the credits for imaginarium theater in genshin showing sethos with the highest damage dealt at 74557
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
finally finished up one of my nastiest fics ever and it was so much fun!!

FIRESTARTER
nanookphaidei #phaidei
noncon, breeding, version 3.4 alternate scene
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/68962611
a fic graphic of increasingly burnt matches on a white background that reads: FIRESTARTER nanookphaidei noncnon, breeding, body modification a fic graphic of increasingly burnt matches on a white background that reads: Mydei blinks, mouth parted, soft like he's just woken from an eon of slumber. "Phainon?" he mumbles, and whatever is left of Phainon's heart shatters at the thought that Mydei recognizes him even like this: a shell of a creature, mostly ash and gold, half dead and torn apart. "Where are—" ALL THOSE LIFETIMES. ALL THOSE TOYS. Nanook squeezes Mydei's throat, and Mydei's eyes snap to wakefulness, his hands clawing at the space where THEIR arm should have been. AND YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE TO PLAY WITH THE SAME ONE.
August 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
i truly do not baby anyone in genshin the way i baby sethos. my special guy.
a screenshot of sethos with a +20 wanderer's troupe EM sands with 10.9% crit rate and 19.4% crit damage
August 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
she came early, I'm so hyped...I already have 3 electro charge teams i use all the time before flins is even out so now I get to spend the rest of the patch saving for him hehe
screenshot of pulling Ineffa in genshin
August 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
hsr 3.4 spoilers //

having fun picking away at some nanook + #phaidei smut. love putting my baby boy phainon in Situations hehe
A wip snippet that reads: A PITY, Nanook says indulgently, the sound pounding in Phainon's skull until it fractures. I WILL JUST HAVE TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE. Dread makes Phainon draw up on his elbow, blood pouring from his nose. A hoarse, ragged howl like a trapped dog's tears from him when he sees Mydei in front of him, naked and resplendent, Nanook's hand wrapped around his throat from behind. Mydei blinks, mouth parted, soft like he's just woken from an eon of slumber. "Phainon?" he mumbles, and whatever is left of Phainon's heart shatters at the thought that Mydei recognizes him even like this: a shell of a creature, mostly ash and gold, half dead and torn apart. "Where are—" ALL THOSE LIFETIMES. ALL THOSE TOYS. Nanook squeezes Mydei's throat, and Mydei's eyes snap to wakefulness, his hands clawing at the space where the Aeon's arm should have been. AND YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE TO PLAY WITH THE SAME ONE.
July 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
the boy is done. for now. weeks of farming and it was all worth it hehe
July 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
happy wipwednesday! picking away at a couple different wips including age gap #phaidei where phainon turns 18 and immediately hits on his foster mom's hot older friend mydei
a wip snippet that reads: "No," Mydei says reflexively, settling back in his lawn-chair, eyes on the bonfire he's kept watch over the whole night. Phainon circles the fire, coming to a stop in front of Mydei's spread legs. Even shadowed in the twilight, the flames behind him, Mydei can see the pout on his lips. "I didn't even ask yet." "You don't need to," Mydei says, looking up at him. It's disorienting how tall he's gotten so fast. How he's finally filling out his broad shoulders. "You have that look about you." Phainon leans down, one hand gripping the arm of the chair. His smile is all teeth, flashing in the dim lights hanging from the fence. "And what look is that?" "Like you're about to be a pain in my ass." That makes Phainon laugh. "I could be an even bigger one, if you'd let me." Mydei scoffs. "Bold words, coming from a brat like you.""No," Mydei says reflexively, settling back in his lawn-chair, eyes on the bonfire he's kept watch over the whole night. Phainon circles the fire, coming to a stop in front of Mydei's spread legs. Even shadowed in the twilight, the flames behind him, Mydei can see the pout on his lips. "I didn't even ask yet." "You don't need to," Mydei says, looking up at him. It's disorienting how tall he's gotten so fast. How he's finally filling out his broad shoulders. "You have that look about you." Phainon leans down, one hand gripping the arm of the chair. His smile is all teeth, flashing in the dim lights hanging from the fence. "And what look is that?" "Like you're about to be a pain in my ass." That makes Phainon laugh. "I could be an even bigger one, if you'd let me." Mydei scoffs. "Bold words, coming from a brat like you." a wip snippet that reads: Phainon gets—close. Too close. Mydei remembers the first few months after Phainon moved in with Aglaea, when he had that kind of quietness about him only a child who's seen something awful can have. It was like a switch flipped one day—then he was in Mydei's face all the fucking time, wanting to show him a knife trick or a handheld game or some critter he'd found in the backyard. Most of the time, though, he just wanted to talk. Mydei always let him. It was cute for a long time. Then it was funny—Phainon's blushing, his stuttering, that Mydei rarely called him out on for the sake of whatever dignity he had left as a hormonal teenage boy. Now, though—now Mydei watches him warily, noting the way Phainon's eyes glance down to his mouth and then his chest and back up. "Come on, Uncle Mydei," Phainon murmurs, his voice deeper than Mydei's ever heard it. "Don't you know what day it is?"
July 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
my wife's boyfriend is here
a screenshot of pulling Phainon in hsr
July 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
happy 3.4 patch day! i offer bloody filthy phaidei yuri to make it through maintenance :3

#phaidei
3k | E / nsfw
porn with feelings, bloodplay, breeding kink
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/67073152
an ao3 fic screenshot that reads: kiss with a fist crocodile Summary: Phainon plants her palms on either side of Mydei's head to crowd over her once more. "I've proven myself enough, haven't I?" Mydei licks the blood from her split lip, eyes growing heavy. "You have, yes," she says, lifting her thigh until it presses up between Phainon's legs. "But I think you enjoyed this fight, too." Phainon stares down at her, mouth wide. It would be so easy to give in—to rock down against Mydei's thick thigh, blessedly free of greaves today. To kiss the smirk off her face. Instead, her hand finds its way to Mydei's throat, fingers circling it to the feel the rabbiting of her pulse. "You are terrible, Mydei," she whispers. Mydei sneers up at her, nose crooked from years of fights. "As if you're any better, Deliverer."
July 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
i was a naive fool at lunchtime...things can get worse 😔✌️
June 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
evil
June 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
rough morning partially relieved by hsr being gentle with phainon artifact farming ;_;
a screenshot of a hat from phainon's relic set that rolled twice into attack percent, twice into crit rate, and once into crit damage
June 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
got possessed by the i-love-women spirit and started writing fem #phaidei brawling and fucking over mydei's carelessness with her undying nature. hope to have this posted this week :3

(nsfw)
a wip snippet that reads: "And I'll keep doing it until you get used to the sight," Mydei says, softer now, serious, and rage rushes through Phainon once more like the incoming tide. "You will not," Phainon grits out, planting her palms on either side of Mydei's head to crowd over her once more. "I've proven myself enough, haven't I?" Mydei licks the blood from her split lip, eyes growing heavy. "You have, yes," she says, lifting her thigh until it presses up against Phainon's cunt, the fabric of her pants and underwear damp. "But I think you enjoyed this fight, too." Phainon stares down at her, mouth wide. It would be so easy to give in—to rock down against Mydei's thick thigh, blessedly free of greaves today. To kiss the smirk off her face. Instead, her hand finds its way to Mydei's throat, fingers circling it to the feel the rabbiting of her pulse. "You are terrible, Mydei," she whispers. Mydei sneers up at her, nose crooked from years of fights. "As if you're any better, Deliverer."
June 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
i WILL get kokomi or die trying (i actually love the chasm and enjoyed this thoroughly)
a screenshot of the chasm underground map in genshin showing 100% exploration
June 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
wolfwoodism.bsky.social
my "are we dating or not" fic is finally done hehe. had soooo much fun writing a modern au again!

worth the wait
#myphaidei
10.9k | E
miscommunication, domestic fluff
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/66303727
a fic graphic of a white box on a background of a sunflower pic that reads: worth the wait myphaidei 10.9k | E miscommunication, domestic a fic graphic of a white box on a background of a sunflower picture that reads: Phainon's whole body goes cold and then very, very hot. "Wow, Mydei," he stammers, a nervous laugh tripping its way out of his mouth. "At least let me ask you on a date before we talk about proposals." Mydei stiffens in his hold, then leans back, bracing his hands on Phainon's shoulders. Phainon's stomach sinks as he sees something wounded on Mydei's face he's never seen before. "You don't think we're dating."
June 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM