Toni Lassila
@wolftree.bsky.social
My decision to insta-block anyone who STILL posts their Wordle scores here has never been more vindicated.
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My decision to insta-block anyone who STILL posts their Wordle scores here has never been more vindicated.
None of whom spoke English.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
None of whom spoke English.
Donald Trump's son is Donald Trump Jr, who uses cocaine and buys it from a dealer, who gets it from a "narco-terrorist". Therefore, Donald Trump is a "narco-terrorist" by the three-hops rule.
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Donald Trump's son is Donald Trump Jr, who uses cocaine and buys it from a dealer, who gets it from a "narco-terrorist". Therefore, Donald Trump is a "narco-terrorist" by the three-hops rule.
Donald Trump met the president of Syria, who used to be a member of Al-Qaeda, therefore Donald Trump is a...?
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Donald Trump met the president of Syria, who used to be a member of Al-Qaeda, therefore Donald Trump is a...?
Listen to Reform voters in the UK - they literally just repeat Trump talking points verbatim (DEI, invaders, globalists etc.). It has no relation to UK politics of the past, just a global mind virus that spreads from US-based social media.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Listen to Reform voters in the UK - they literally just repeat Trump talking points verbatim (DEI, invaders, globalists etc.). It has no relation to UK politics of the past, just a global mind virus that spreads from US-based social media.
"I don't care politi..." they say as they smash into the ground at 500 mph and disintegrate into tiny pieces.
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"I don't care politi..." they say as they smash into the ground at 500 mph and disintegrate into tiny pieces.
"We sold all our good players, didn't buy anyone to replace them, and our competitors are running rings around us using modern data analytics. What do we do?"
"I know, let's hire a 73-year-old grandpa from the talky show on the radio to run our club!"
"I know, let's hire a 73-year-old grandpa from the talky show on the radio to run our club!"
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"We sold all our good players, didn't buy anyone to replace them, and our competitors are running rings around us using modern data analytics. What do we do?"
"I know, let's hire a 73-year-old grandpa from the talky show on the radio to run our club!"
"I know, let's hire a 73-year-old grandpa from the talky show on the radio to run our club!"
The US carrier groups aren't invulnerable. The Millenium Exercise demonstrated this. One day their victims will strike back with enough force that they'll lose a carrier and thousands of souls with it. They almost lost one to the Houthis.
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The US carrier groups aren't invulnerable. The Millenium Exercise demonstrated this. One day their victims will strike back with enough force that they'll lose a carrier and thousands of souls with it. They almost lost one to the Houthis.
Every football match in England: No Room for Racism
English media and politics: Very Much Room for Racism
English media and politics: Very Much Room for Racism
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Every football match in England: No Room for Racism
English media and politics: Very Much Room for Racism
English media and politics: Very Much Room for Racism
He's also a terrible historian.
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
He's also a terrible historian.
You can tell what a terrible idea this is by the fact that even the reactionary morons on talkSPORT aren't touching it with a 10-foot pole.
October 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
You can tell what a terrible idea this is by the fact that even the reactionary morons on talkSPORT aren't touching it with a 10-foot pole.
AS Roma fans are set to be banned from Glasgow on the very same day, yet I see no claims of anti-Italian discrimination.
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
AS Roma fans are set to be banned from Glasgow on the very same day, yet I see no claims of anti-Italian discrimination.
This is why your DHL package looks the way it does.
October 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This is why your DHL package looks the way it does.
At this point, he should just switch to airline food jokes. They would be less stale material than whatever this is.
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
At this point, he should just switch to airline food jokes. They would be less stale material than whatever this is.
"We interrupt this interview of Yosemite Sam to bring you the latest news on Antifa clergy, a new scourge taking over America."
October 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"We interrupt this interview of Yosemite Sam to bring you the latest news on Antifa clergy, a new scourge taking over America."
Meanwhile US media: "Here's an unedited stream of right-wing weirdos hallucinating about Anteefa in the White House."
October 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Meanwhile US media: "Here's an unedited stream of right-wing weirdos hallucinating about Anteefa in the White House."
I went to the train station this morning and suffered an assassination attempt (the escalator had stopped).
October 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I went to the train station this morning and suffered an assassination attempt (the escalator had stopped).
Scotland will become independent and join the Nordic Countries.
October 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Scotland will become independent and join the Nordic Countries.
Really should have played the Liberty Bell March instead.
September 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Really should have played the Liberty Bell March instead.
This meeting could have just been the Code Red scene from A Few Good Men.
September 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This meeting could have just been the Code Red scene from A Few Good Men.
When is he going to figure out whoever wanted to name it "eff 47" was trolling him?
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When is he going to figure out whoever wanted to name it "eff 47" was trolling him?
Name change to Forced Labour Party.
September 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Name change to Forced Labour Party.
Reposted by Toni Lassila
A digital ID system already exists for foreign residents of the UK. It's called the eVisa, and it has major flaws. The Open Rights Group published a report a year ago, warning of a digital Windrush scandal: www.openrightsgroup.org/press-releas...
Broken e-Visa scheme could lead to digital Windrush scandal
A new report by digital rights campaigners, Open Rights Group, has warned that the Government’s e-Visa scheme could lead to a digital Windrush scandal where people who have the right to be in the UK a...
www.openrightsgroup.org
September 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A digital ID system already exists for foreign residents of the UK. It's called the eVisa, and it has major flaws. The Open Rights Group published a report a year ago, warning of a digital Windrush scandal: www.openrightsgroup.org/press-releas...
I had to wait nearly a year for the HMRC to send me a valid NIN (instead of the two invalid ones they tried to send me), and half of the time I try to log in to my UKVI account, it throws some random error. Pardon me if I don't trust a future Farage government with this.
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I had to wait nearly a year for the HMRC to send me a valid NIN (instead of the two invalid ones they tried to send me), and half of the time I try to log in to my UKVI account, it throws some random error. Pardon me if I don't trust a future Farage government with this.