The greatest opening to a Wiki page is “Smallpox was…” It’s a constant reminder of the good we’re capable of when Humanity works together.

I feel like the US education system did us a massive disservice by ignoring Early Modern Europe, like while we were sitting in the mud constantly dying to disease the Europeans were doing the same thing but with knights, and guns, gun knights, in funny hats, yeah. Why don't we talk about this more?

Quite poetic how Sappho wrote about fainting over the sound of a woman's voice, and is jealous of the man sitting next to her, and now we go insane over what little of her work we have, jealous of her contemporaries who would've had so much more. Figuratively listening longingly to her from afar.

I wish to cook, yet Calliope will not start the fire.

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I recently learned that Europeans don't usually carry water with them, and I am just in shock. I can sorta understand, it's generally much hotter and dryer over here in 'Murica than in Europe, but just not carrying water wherever you go seems stupid regardless of the circumstances.

My favorite part about playing Splatoon in 2015 was that back then when using a roller, if you saw another roller you would *always* without fail run into each other and fucking die. We were all so bad.
#splatoon

I heard about the 100 men v 1 gorilla argument for a while now, and all I want to say is if you think the gorilla could win you're dangerously underestimating the power of friendship. Also just power walk at them and they'll tire themselves out fleeing, boom easy kill.

TIL: Apparently Elytra aren't just a thing from Minecraft but are the name of the protective forewings beetles have.
Another thing I learned is that Elytra is plural, the singular name is Elytron.

Fun Fact: Some of the earliest evidence of domestic cats in Great Britain is in the form of ceramic roof tiles that were walked over while drying some time around 100 AD. No matter where in time you are cats always be catting.

Mark Twain has two sides
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

I'd like to officially welcome everybody on or around Earth to the second quarter of the 21st century. Hopefully it's a little better than the last quarter.

Just a note for anyone who thinks fanfic isn't real art, remember that the Divine Comedy (Dante's Inferno and the other two) is a self insert fanfic where Dante bashes on a bunch of Popes he didn't like and the Greeks, and teams up with his favorite historical figures and his high school crush.

TIL: Vocaloid was originally named "Daisy" in reference to IBM 7094 singing Daisy Bell. Knowing this you can make the argument that IBM 7094 isn't just Miku's grandfather but the grandfather of every Vocaloid.
I'd also like to share this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj68...
#vocaloid

I've never had a social media before (unless YT counts), but I thought I'd help boost the numbers just to spite Twitter.