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wolfsothern.bsky.social
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@wolfsothern.bsky.social
#1 Bratz Fan
It is an absolute tragedy that it’s not called Now You Three Me.
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I still haven’t seen the first two The Taking of Pelham One Two movies.
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It’s so sad that they felt the need to release M3GAN 2.0 as PG-13 and then every review of the movie is like “M3GAN IS CUNT!” “Cuntsta la Vista, baby! It’s cunT2 in the biggest cunt v cunt showdown of the year!” “Who needs to serve cunt when you can SLAY it????”
June 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Interesting tagline, Wes. How'd you come up with that? 🤔
June 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The diverse soundtrack of Doris Wishman’s A Taste of Flesh
June 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Why were the sequels called CHAPTERS if Ballerina is not even from the BOOK of John Wick?????????
June 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I can still remember the very first time I served cunt. The year was 2025. I was working in the mail room of the Nordstrom-Rack on Hollywood Blvd. A package came in for that twink bitch in accounting named Fred. 1/665
May 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There are no possible words they could print on this that would keep me from going left on this road. Get your shit together, ad targeting.
May 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The new pope is named Robert and he’s going by Pope Leo when it would’ve been so cool to be Pope Bob.
May 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Time flies when you’re havin’ fun!
May 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I had a dream there was an episode of Severance where Lumon had to deal with the fire marshal because they only had elevators to the severed floors and no stairwells.
April 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Remake vs. Original
April 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Everyone needs to know that this poster moment is recreated with Porky and Petunia Pig in the new Looney Tunes movie, and it's amazing.
March 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My favorite Wings Hauser trivia is that after he and his wife divorced, she married someone named Hedges Capers. Some women just need a man with more than one plural word in their name.
March 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
20s
Pearl
M3GAN
Love Lies Bleeding
Blood, Sweat and Cheer
Titane

10s
Spring Breakers
Knife+Heart
Stalked By My Doctor
Cats
We Are the Best!

00s
Orphan
Bratz
Seed of Chucky
Ginger Snaps
Timecrimes

90s
Freeway
Showgirls
Serial Mom
The Doom Generation
Clueless
20s:
i saw the tv glow
satranic panic
the people's joker
texas birth control

10s:
no home movie
pride
two days, one night
strawberry

00s:
by hook or by crook
wendy and lucy
moolaade
the day i became a woman

90s:
bloodsisters
the company of strangers
watermelon woman
the body beautiful
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My cat Edie let me kiss her right on the mouth for the first time and I’ve never felt more alive
March 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
March 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Zira dreaming with her eyes partly open. Never seen her do this before! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
March 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Should I drive 4 hours (each way) to see a Bruce LaBruce movie?
March 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Unpopular opinion: Mikey Madison should have won for The Substance.
March 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Are you allowed to use contractions on Jeopardy? Dying to hear someone buzz in with "What's the Suez Canal?" "Who's Michelle Obama?" "What's an elephant?"
March 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I keep seeing reviews of The Substance asking "what does Elisabeth get out of it?" I know this isn't really true of the movie's character, but if I were able to sit around watching TV all day, as my younger, more energetic self went out and made all the money, I'd wonder what they got out of it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The Trash Humpers are my favorite sketch comedy troupe.
February 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I want to be so successful on social media that the image on my videos is reversed for some reason.
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've loved and been influenced by John Waters my entire life, and he still says things that make me love him even more.
January 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM