William K. Wolfrum
@wolfrum.bsky.social
I have 7 dogs and two cats. Don't judge me.
I'd like to wish Zohran Mamdani the best of luck in today's Lection for New York City Mayor.
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'd like to wish Zohran Mamdani the best of luck in today's Lection for New York City Mayor.
This is Elvis. He enjoys pot.
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is Elvis. He enjoys pot.
Fresh haircut day. You may swoon.
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Fresh haircut day. You may swoon.
I think Hollywood always did the best it possibly could to showcase the true Hispanic journey in America.
October 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I think Hollywood always did the best it possibly could to showcase the true Hispanic journey in America.
Well, they kept the Epstein Flies hidden.
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Well, they kept the Epstein Flies hidden.
The beauty and sadness of a struggling 16-year-old dog getting in a little walk in the sun. Ralphie is still here.
October 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The beauty and sadness of a struggling 16-year-old dog getting in a little walk in the sun. Ralphie is still here.
This is Ralphie. Ralphie is 16 and spent his first few months of life on the streets of Brazil. Ralphie's heart has gotten tired and it's almost time to go. But as I write this, there remains a little blind, deaf, loving dog named Ralphie on this planet.
October 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This is Ralphie. Ralphie is 16 and spent his first few months of life on the streets of Brazil. Ralphie's heart has gotten tired and it's almost time to go. But as I write this, there remains a little blind, deaf, loving dog named Ralphie on this planet.
Hey, look, the metaphor department put out another metaphor about America.
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hey, look, the metaphor department put out another metaphor about America.
If this isn't blown up or burned down or looted in at least three movies in 2026, then, yes, America is dead.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If this isn't blown up or burned down or looted in at least three movies in 2026, then, yes, America is dead.
The Horseshoe Effect illustrated.
October 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Horseshoe Effect illustrated.
To really be a dictator, you have to have the military behind you. You be the judge of how that's going.
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
To really be a dictator, you have to have the military behind you. You be the judge of how that's going.
Few think Art the Terrifier is the right man to save partying teenagers. Why does he?
September 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Few think Art the Terrifier is the right man to save partying teenagers. Why does he?
If I'm given one food to eat before they (probably correctly) put me to death, I'm asking for this:
September 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If I'm given one food to eat before they (probably correctly) put me to death, I'm asking for this:
Today, Nhoque got out of the house, sprinted recklessly away from my 8 dogs and shot up a tree. So, after putting all the dogs away, we finally got her out and back inside where I again had to tell her that her life inside the house is heaven, and outside the door is hell.
Bonus: Find the 2nd cat.
Bonus: Find the 2nd cat.
September 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Today, Nhoque got out of the house, sprinted recklessly away from my 8 dogs and shot up a tree. So, after putting all the dogs away, we finally got her out and back inside where I again had to tell her that her life inside the house is heaven, and outside the door is hell.
Bonus: Find the 2nd cat.
Bonus: Find the 2nd cat.
Everyone in the Trump Administration.
September 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everyone in the Trump Administration.
This is Dawn Corleone. I found her after Trump got elected in 2016. She was our first cat and lighted our lives but sadly died too young. But because of her, we now have 2 cats, my niece has 2 cats and my friend has 2 cats. The legacy of Dawn Corleone will continue forever.
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is Dawn Corleone. I found her after Trump got elected in 2016. She was our first cat and lighted our lives but sadly died too young. But because of her, we now have 2 cats, my niece has 2 cats and my friend has 2 cats. The legacy of Dawn Corleone will continue forever.
In other news, Charlie Kirk is still dead.
September 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In other news, Charlie Kirk is still dead.
You say it best, when you say nothing at all.
September 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You say it best, when you say nothing at all.
The crime and the criminal.
August 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The crime and the criminal.
The fascism we expected vs the fascism we got.
August 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The fascism we expected vs the fascism we got.
Remember, sympathizing with Nazis is the fault of the left.
August 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Remember, sympathizing with Nazis is the fault of the left.