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Wolf Redhead
@wolfredhead.bsky.social
Aged 44.
British.
Married.

Started this account to tribute my favourite redheads. Turns out im too old and grumpy for that shit now.

Sometime writer. Often time Emo.
She's a 10, but she says her favourite cheese is dairlylea
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Used the word 'straddle' in a lecture today and I swear a girl a couple of rows from the front tried to suppress a smirk, and squirmed a little in her seat 😂🤭
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Pet play but its me leaving half a mouse in the kitchen for you to tread on with bare feet
Pet play but its me getting the zoomies at 330am and then staring at an empty space in the room as if something is there til you freak out and turn the light on
Pet Play but it's me playing with a cardboard box like it's the best thing ever invented.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Sometimes in come into london town and im reminded just what a fucking incredible city this place is, how lucky I am to have lived here, worked here etc.

Other times I come in and it stinks, its busy, the air feels dirty, and I can't wait to leave.

Today is definitely the latter.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Cunts who eat smelly food in the library...

Like there's a whole fucking canteen ON THE SAME floor.

Take your noisy chewing, stinky fucking fish mess over there.

Fucking moron.

I fucking hate humans.
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ok when does Severance get good?
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Still love this. Some of the lyrics resonate so fucking hard with this (almost) entirely domesticated, suburbanised, short-haired, pension-contributing, mortgage-slaving, cat-doting, hybrid car driving daddy husband motherfucker

open.spotify.com/track/21Qpui...
Smash Shit Up
open.spotify.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Drag My Body
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Roxette greatest hits is a monster way to start Monday morning 😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE REO SPEEDWAGON 😂😂😍😍
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I basically live on trains now
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Gonna put my smarts on at the conference today and hope my soul-crushing imposter syndrome can be overcome by looking vaguely attractive
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Ugh my first train was delayed by over an hour. So I missed my connection.

Had to get a later train. Which is now currently running 30 minutes late.

Should be arriving about now. Still almost 2 hours away, and not moving.

Moan moan moan lol
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Jesus fucking christ, trying to get ANYTHING done that involves being online whilst on a train in this fucking country is nigh on impossible

(Yes including posting this you smart-ass fucks)
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Another day, another set of trains, another hotel room...
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Feelin' a certain wistful, melancholy kinda way today.

Like I owe some apologies.

Like I got some regrets.

Like I'm balanced on a precipice.

Like.... i just don't know anymore.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Can categorically state, I am not doing no nut November, despite evidence to the contrary thus far!
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Back on my nun shit again
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
DO YOU DON'T YOU WANT ME TO LOVE YOU??
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If I had boobs, im not sure id ever leave the house
a close up of a person 's finger on a white object .
Alt: a close up of a person 's finger on a white object .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Few hotel stays this week 🤭😍
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Completed pornhub
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Holiday parenting evolution:

Day 1: 'Daddy can I go get a slushie?'

'Yes, but; dry your hair first, put your crocs on, dont talk to ANYONE and yes but this is your only one today'.

Day 10:

'Yes. Get me a beer while you're there. Maybe get us all some donuts'.

Sweet.
October 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Maybe I should tribute a redhead, even just once, so this account does what it was set up to do.
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I've never really got the whole chastity / locktober thing..

BUT

As I have to give a semen sample tomorrow, I've not been allowed to cum. I dont think I've ever been told that before.

Let me tell ya... its driving me WILD.

Now I've been told I can't, all I want to do is cum. But I can't. 😭
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM