I would drink so much fresh juice if it wasn’t such a hassle getting fresh produce all the time.
February 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I would drink so much fresh juice if it wasn’t such a hassle getting fresh produce all the time.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night.
I’m 2 for 2 in finding women who genuinely enjoy anal this year. 2024 wasn’t so bad.
December 28, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I’m 2 for 2 in finding women who genuinely enjoy anal this year. 2024 wasn’t so bad.
Living with a mooch is terrible.
December 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Living with a mooch is terrible.
Added to the collection
December 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Added to the collection
My big brother was ragging on me about not pulling women then I showed him who I been fuckin then received the craziest dap up. Lol
December 14, 2024 at 6:16 PM
My big brother was ragging on me about not pulling women then I showed him who I been fuckin then received the craziest dap up. Lol
Kinda harsh but I miss when my sister didn’t live with us. She’s such a slob and I’m constantly cleaning her mess.
December 13, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Kinda harsh but I miss when my sister didn’t live with us. She’s such a slob and I’m constantly cleaning her mess.
The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.
December 11, 2024 at 4:35 AM
The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.
I think I see my exist
December 9, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I think I see my exist
My sister does this annoying ass shit where she’ll eat my food until there’s a few bites left. Then eats the rest shortly after. And when I give her shit for it she says “there was only a little left”. Yeah cause you fucking ate the rest too. This mental gymnastics shit is so gay.
December 7, 2024 at 2:49 AM
My sister does this annoying ass shit where she’ll eat my food until there’s a few bites left. Then eats the rest shortly after. And when I give her shit for it she says “there was only a little left”. Yeah cause you fucking ate the rest too. This mental gymnastics shit is so gay.
I should probably delete that just in case but oh well.
December 6, 2024 at 9:56 AM
I should probably delete that just in case but oh well.
My misery loves solitude
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 AM
My misery loves solitude
Whether it was unfortunate circumstances or on purpose I’ve detached from so many people I once believed I couldn’t imagine being away from for long. Maybe it was my fault for creating strong bonds I neglected and didn’t tend to.
December 5, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Whether it was unfortunate circumstances or on purpose I’ve detached from so many people I once believed I couldn’t imagine being away from for long. Maybe it was my fault for creating strong bonds I neglected and didn’t tend to.
My face is mad oily rn I could probably fry a fucking egg on my forehead holy shit.
December 5, 2024 at 12:37 PM
My face is mad oily rn I could probably fry a fucking egg on my forehead holy shit.
What if it turns out better than you could’ve imagined?
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
What if it turns out better than you could’ve imagined?
I be taking off my clothes seductively in case any ghost hoes watching.
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I be taking off my clothes seductively in case any ghost hoes watching.
It’s crazy how foods you crave change over time. For a few years I always needed at least a corndog a week now I don’t think about corn dogs ):
December 4, 2024 at 6:13 AM
It’s crazy how foods you crave change over time. For a few years I always needed at least a corndog a week now I don’t think about corn dogs ):
If your gf works at a restaurant and you don’t work with her she gettin dug out
December 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM
If your gf works at a restaurant and you don’t work with her she gettin dug out
Yokoso watashi no soul society
December 2, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Yokoso watashi no soul society
Day number who knows of thinking about living on a boat
December 2, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Day number who knows of thinking about living on a boat
If I could live on a boat I would.
November 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
If I could live on a boat I would.
I get so irritated so fast now.
November 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I get so irritated so fast now.