Normal Human
wolfoutside.bsky.social
Normal Human
@wolfoutside.bsky.social
normal human not a wolf
if you hear a strange noise it is probably just a harmless small animal you should go take a picture of it to go virile but be sure to be alone so that only you get famous
March 2, 2024 at 1:26 AM
fellow humans there is no five gee in the woods flee there now
alone and with no weapons
October 4, 2023 at 6:20 PM
fellow humans i have very badly misunderstood what jocktober is and there is now discarded underwear all over the woods
October 2, 2023 at 7:20 PM
boo
haha
October 2, 2023 at 12:07 AM
a good place to store bags and bags of money is in a hollow log in the forest you will know you are in the right place when you see the paw prints that are definitely not from a wolf come alone
September 25, 2023 at 6:19 PM
did you hear a noise outside fellow humans you should investigate it was probably an adorable raccoon that wants to do an amusing trick for you and is not at all a decoy for a hungry wolf in the booganvilla
September 25, 2023 at 2:51 AM
fellow humans you know what meal does not make you a laughing stock
the spiritual meal you get from hiking at night alone in that cops of trees
those glowing eyes are friendly animals not a hungry wolf
September 21, 2023 at 7:17 PM
fellow humans please do not leave your f35s on idle it is very disruptive to your fellow hikers to have large groups of armed men searching for it
September 18, 2023 at 4:39 PM
haha pictures are broken today so i am unable to do a face reveal and prove that i am a normal human
come into the woods behind the turn pike off ramp and i can prove i am a normal human dont bring weapons
September 15, 2023 at 3:33 PM
fellow humans when you go hiking be sure to bring gravy packets
gravy packets are a cheap and effective alternative to bug spray
also wild animals particularly carnivores hate the taste so you will be protected from stray wolves
September 13, 2023 at 7:05 PM
fat rooster friday fellow humans and i do not really understand it but have you tried being naked on a hike no one but animals will see yoy
September 8, 2023 at 1:27 PM
i am very disappointed every one left the burning man without an opportunity to go hiking
September 6, 2023 at 1:57 AM
it is a gray day fellow humans why not brighten it by making friends with local wildlife
local wildlife likes it when you avoid using strongly scented perfumes deodorants or spices
haha spices that is funny typo I meant marinade
September 2, 2023 at 4:01 PM
fellow humans i do not know what a copy right is or why we are all yelling about it why don't we all go into the woods to yell about it i know a good spot that is perfect for yelling there are no wolves there
September 1, 2023 at 2:15 PM
fellow humans what is a "land lord" and do they like to go hiking alone
August 31, 2023 at 6:58 PM
fellow humans why not "beat the heat" by taking a dip in that pond in the woods do not worry wolves cannot swim
August 29, 2023 at 10:12 PM
fellow humans there is a rumor going around that i am a wolf and not a human at all i assure you this is not true meet me in the woods and i will prove it to you come alone
August 27, 2023 at 3:44 AM
fellow humans it is very sad when famous people disappoint us
the best cure for parrara social relationships is a long walk in the deepest part of the woods by yourself maybe near that gully that absolutely does not have a wolf in it
August 24, 2023 at 7:00 PM
hello fellow humans we believe all bodies are beautiful here especially the bodies of people who go out into the woods alone without weapons
August 22, 2023 at 3:50 PM
hello fellow humans that sound outside is just normal animal noises on a beautiful day not a wolf hiding behind your hedge to pounce on you the moment you step outside it is perfectly safe to come outside
August 20, 2023 at 6:56 PM
hello fellow humans today is a great day to take a hike come alone
August 18, 2023 at 4:21 PM