Diagram of how I sleep with a 25 pound dog in my bed

Just finished watching Bodies on netflix. I only vaguely know what's going on but it was a pretty good show

I need to get rid of some of these dating apps because my phone is running out of storage

So it’s between the 38.61gb worth of pictures of my dog vs men who can’t string 10 words together

My dog is always gonna win here

Idk why I was so intimidated by trying dating apps before because all the guys on this side of North America have been trash so far

I thought I’d be able to meet more interesting people than the ones around me irl but every guy looking for girls on these apps are still boring as shit

Okcupid is probably the best dating app to not waste time on people you would have on any other app

I almost swiped right on a few guys but then I saw
- “racist jokes are ok”
- “i want 10 kids”
- “i take my anger out on others”

At this point, using dating apps feels like I’m asking the deli for a spicy sausage and they give me a piece of broccoli

I know I look like I’m 12 but having all these younger guys messaging me feels kinda weird

It feels less weird than having 40+ year olds on my ass but still

I’m not here to babysit

When apps give guys one chance to say something and all they say is just

Hi.

They said it, not me

People who just put “ask me” in their profiles or don’t write anything at all go straight in the trash

Wait is it normal for people to ask for a date when you’ve known them for less than a week? Or is this more of a boomer thing

Because I’m not gonna bother getting dressed and going somewhere for some rando

“Don’t hate me if I’m too honest sometimes”

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Things I look for in a guy:
- warm, caring, fun
- likes to cook
- hot voice
- always looks after you
- impeccable sense of style
- good with animals
- 800+ years old
- made of steel

Carrots after their shower

Full fall harvest from our tiny container garden

My first carrot out of the ground from the summer. I wasn’t expecting them to even sprout

There are no cute emotes here 🫠

I can’t be my true weeb form if I gotta use normie emotes 🥺

I was thinking about what my first post here should be.

Then I realized it could only be this picture of me and my husband lmao