"If you want to bring the evil, we can bury it today."

-🐺🌙

"I am the opposite of wack, opposite of weak, opposite of slack
Synonym of heat, synonym of crack
Closest to a peak, far from a punk
Y'all oughta stop talkin', start tryin' to catch up, motherfucker."

-🐺🌙

#HelluvaBoss #HellaverseRP #OpenRP

"A friend wanted to see me in a dress.

"So...here ya go."

-🐺🌙

#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse

"Sweet dreams are made of this.

"See you next week, @furality.org."

-🐺🌙

"Princess Charlie wants to meet with us, eh? Well, if there's one person I should probably get up for, it's probably her.

"But who the fuck is this Velvette that's blowing up my DMs now?"

#Hellaverse #OpenRP

"So Dad found a world called 'Super Earth.' Seems they have a military force called 'The Helldivers.'

"Honestly? This is my fuckin line of work here. They give me a ship, a gun, and plenty of assholes to kill.

"So, who wants some Liber-tea?"

-🐺🌙

#HelluvaBoss #Helldivers2 #OpenRP #VRChat

"Oh hey, welcome to my garage. Dad had me source some cars for us to use in the human world. People tend to notice a big fucking van with 'IMP' on it, after all.

"Something on your mind?~"

-🐺🌙

#HelluvaBoss #HBRP #HelluvaRP #OpenRP #VRChat #VRCPhotography

"My paws? You fuckers are actually into this stuff?"

-🐺🌙

#HelluvaBoss #HBRP #OpenRP #VRChat #VRCPhotography

"Merry Sinsmas, fuckers~"

-🐺🌙

#HelluvaBoss #Sinsmas

"Hmm? Nah, *you* come over here and cuddle with me."

-🐺🌙

"Fuuuuck...workout was intense today. Too sore to handle Dad and Stolas. Looks like I'm spending tonight in my hidey hole.

"Should probably text Bee, I owe her for sticking up for us...and I wonder how Tex is doing..."

-🐺🌙

#HelluvaBoss #HBRP #OpenRP #VRCPhotography

"Moon sure is pretty, isn't it?"

-🐺🌙

#VRCPhotography #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossRP #OpenRP

"Ugh, I know someone's gotta put the office back together, but still fuckin boring.

"What's good, sinners?"

-🐺 🌙

"We Are IMP.

"We. Kill. People."

-🐺🌙

"So...kind of a fucked up day. Thought I'd go back to the office, give Dad and Stolas some space.

"Turns out those assholes never found the Asmodean Crystal that Stolas gave to Dad. My photographer said I should use it to go where the skies are blue. I agreed.

"So yeah...here now, fuckers."

-🐺🌙