As a member of the Puerto Rican delegation. YOU’RE WELCOME
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
As a member of the Puerto Rican delegation. YOU’RE WELCOME
I like wings, I really do, but I hate feeling the need to take a shower afterwards
February 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I like wings, I really do, but I hate feeling the need to take a shower afterwards
SER Raymun Fossaway...... That's it that's the post.
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 AM
SER Raymun Fossaway...... That's it that's the post.
Can we get Maury Povich to read prior Epstein file denials then say “THE EMAILS SAY THAT WAS A LIE!”
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Can we get Maury Povich to read prior Epstein file denials then say “THE EMAILS SAY THAT WAS A LIE!”
I think I want to watch Best in Show today. Thank you Catherine
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I think I want to watch Best in Show today. Thank you Catherine
I can pull in a greater audience to watch a movie I starred in, with no publicity and a college film school student by accident, than Melania’s movie. FFS. BTW any casting directors out there I can provide headshots….
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I can pull in a greater audience to watch a movie I starred in, with no publicity and a college film school student by accident, than Melania’s movie. FFS. BTW any casting directors out there I can provide headshots….
Who wants to dress up as a White Walker tomorrow night and just roam the streets with me?
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Who wants to dress up as a White Walker tomorrow night and just roam the streets with me?
Up to 10 weather alerts today. I think it's gonna snow guys.....
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Up to 10 weather alerts today. I think it's gonna snow guys.....
People use AI like Jerry uses a Meeseeks box
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
People use AI like Jerry uses a Meeseeks box
Not suspicious at all.... A Newly Created Polymarket Account Made $436,759.61 on Nicolás Maduro’s Capture
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A Newly Created Polymarket Account Made $436,759.61 on Nicolás Maduro’s Capture
Some people have all the luck.
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January 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Not suspicious at all.... A Newly Created Polymarket Account Made $436,759.61 on Nicolás Maduro’s Capture
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Happy New Year! I hope each and everybody gets their hearts desires in the coming year and wish you all the best with Love
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January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Happy New Year! I hope each and everybody gets their hearts desires in the coming year and wish you all the best with Love
This is the best time of the year December 26th to January 1st. The stress of the holidays are over the world puts itself in cruise control and just mellows the fuck out.
December 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is the best time of the year December 26th to January 1st. The stress of the holidays are over the world puts itself in cruise control and just mellows the fuck out.
You can't have a story about atrocities by the current administration in El Salvador when your boss is trying a hostile takeover of HBO/MAX and if successful gets a full greenlight on any Antitrust issues. Fuck Bari Weiss
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You can't have a story about atrocities by the current administration in El Salvador when your boss is trying a hostile takeover of HBO/MAX and if successful gets a full greenlight on any Antitrust issues. Fuck Bari Weiss
You can get more information in a flyer handed to you about the local carwash than what was released in the Epstein Files today. BTW I hear Max's wash and shine is having a sale on undercoating sounds like a deal.
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
You can get more information in a flyer handed to you about the local carwash than what was released in the Epstein Files today. BTW I hear Max's wash and shine is having a sale on undercoating sounds like a deal.
I would like to thank Draft Kings for giving me their first International Peace Prize for not ever breaking even.
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I would like to thank Draft Kings for giving me their first International Peace Prize for not ever breaking even.
Peeps I ain’t never ever getting on 50 cents bad side. I just watched the Puffy documentary and ALL THE DIRTY LAUNDRY CAME OUT ALL OF IT. And I’m pretty sure the fact that they all started and ended with mentioning his 50 month sentence is 50’s signature
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Peeps I ain’t never ever getting on 50 cents bad side. I just watched the Puffy documentary and ALL THE DIRTY LAUNDRY CAME OUT ALL OF IT. And I’m pretty sure the fact that they all started and ended with mentioning his 50 month sentence is 50’s signature
BTW I think it’s totally fine to turn on forced location services on all social media. Not granular but at like state level or equivalent in other countries. And VPN locations banned.
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
BTW I think it’s totally fine to turn on forced location services on all social media. Not granular but at like state level or equivalent in other countries. And VPN locations banned.
Look I would never shame anyone's kink. But there are Penthouse forum letters and then there are poems from RFK Jr. to Olivia Nuzzi. One is just weird fantasy the other are pages ripped from a serial killer's manifesto.
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Look I would never shame anyone's kink. But there are Penthouse forum letters and then there are poems from RFK Jr. to Olivia Nuzzi. One is just weird fantasy the other are pages ripped from a serial killer's manifesto.
Got trapped in the “ethnic” aisle, by Latino law must purchase min. $20. House Rodriguez obeys the law.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Got trapped in the “ethnic” aisle, by Latino law must purchase min. $20. House Rodriguez obeys the law.
I am not a conspiracy monger but I am gonna monger this conspiracy. They threatened MTG with something so bad some form of dirty laundry for her to not just resign but for her not to finish her term. But what do i care the country is better for it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I am not a conspiracy monger but I am gonna monger this conspiracy. They threatened MTG with something so bad some form of dirty laundry for her to not just resign but for her not to finish her term. But what do i care the country is better for it.
I am such a geek, I put together an antenna array (through my technical expertise, if I do say so myself!) that pulls in 155 channels in HD and will have the ability to pull 4K once they finally upgrade. F the cable companies!
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I am such a geek, I put together an antenna array (through my technical expertise, if I do say so myself!) that pulls in 155 channels in HD and will have the ability to pull 4K once they finally upgrade. F the cable companies!
The crimes never stop apnews.com/article/fann... Fannie Mae officials ousted after sounding alarm on sharing confidential housing data
Top Fannie Mae officials ousted after sounding alarm on sharing confidential housing data
A confidant of Bill Pulte, the Trump administration’s top housing regulator, provided confidential mortgage pricing data from Fannie Mae to a principal competitor.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The crimes never stop apnews.com/article/fann... Fannie Mae officials ousted after sounding alarm on sharing confidential housing data
Imagine If YOUR Famous Dead Pedophile Kid-Toucher BFF Said These Things About YOU
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Imagine If YOUR Famous Dead Pedophile Kid-Toucher BFF Said These Things About YOU
What would it say about YOU if THAT GUY said THOSE THINGS about YOU?
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November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Imagine If YOUR Famous Dead Pedophile Kid-Toucher BFF Said These Things About YOU
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So you guys think it’s okay if I serve McRibs on Thanksgiving? Not the main course obviously but you know like a side dish or maybe like an hors d'oeuvres all fancy like?
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So you guys think it’s okay if I serve McRibs on Thanksgiving? Not the main course obviously but you know like a side dish or maybe like an hors d'oeuvres all fancy like?