Ad: "you don't need to go far to leave it all behind"

Also ad: Japan.

I just got a random ad in a mobile game for some "luxury group travel deal". Based on the description I already knew it was going to be some absurd price I would never even *want* to spend on a holiday, regardless of whether or not I could afford it. Went to check the price anyway.

I was not ready.

Verstappen next race #LasVegasGP

Came across this image the other day and can't stop thinking about it. It's just too cute.

A quote I came across today and haven't been able to get out of my head:

You can't edit a blank page.

I imagine the inventor of bubble wrap gets real annoyed when faced with cheap knockoff bubble wrap.

All those hours spent getting the popping sound just right, only for cheap knockoffs to barely even be poppable in the first place.

roses are red
I am blue
da ba dee
dabba da-ee

"Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time."

So what you're saying is, if I have the time, it's okay?

Be weird.

Happy new year!

Ordered socks online. Got delivered in a box with extra padding, because clearly we can't risk *socks* getting damaged in transport.

Facebook's marketplace algorithm just decided that perhaps I'm interested in buying a house. In Hungary.

I do not live anywhere near Hungary 🤪

whenever I see an ad like "our product is the rolls-royce of x" I can't help but think

- overpriced
- impractical
- just for show

Went to the supermarket to get breakfast for tomorrow.

Cake was discounted.

Guess what I'll have for breakfast tomorrow.

Figuring out how you want to use a new social platform is kinda hard.

Roses are red.
The sky is blue.
Let's see how this works.
This app which is new.