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Freya Wolf
@wolfinwherever.bsky.social
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Plural queer aro aceflux autistic ADHD trans girl. She/Her. 36. Friendly writer nerd. Girlfriend of @nesstheenby.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸 - Alters: Naomi, Penny, Razor, Sydney, Vanity, Blake, Mara, Zero
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I hurt myself today... to see if I still feel...
I focus on the pain... the only thing that's real...
And no-one here is addicted to crack
A screenshot from Hazbin Hotel of Emily, Abel and Saint Peter singing to Sir Pentious the words "And no-one here is addicted to crack."
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Do you want to tell Cranky Kong about lesbians or shall I?
A screenshot from Donkey Kong Country 2. Cranky Kong, an elderly primate with a long grey beard and a walking stick is talking to Dixie Kong, who you the player controls, a young primate girl with a trendy pink hat, tied-up pink top and a blonde ponytail. Cranky says "Girl heroes in video games, pah. I can't believe it! The main character should be really muscle-bound and carry a gun, not twirl their hair round!"
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Grandpa Simpson saying "Put me down for one of each."
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I miss when this motherfucker was the most annoying thing a computer did.
A screenshot from Microsoft Office 97 of "Clippy," a grey, pixelated cartoon paper clip with large, oval, half-shut eyes and an arrogant smirk.
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
wolfinwherever.bsky.social
CW Misgendering

[A parent and a kid approach me at work.]

Parent: "Let's ask this man."

Kid: "She's clearly not a man, is she?"

Parent: [Awkward pause] "What was that? She's clearly not the manager? My mistake."

That parent thought she was Neo dodging that bullet. Lady, at best you were Krusty.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
wolfinwherever.bsky.social
My turn =)
The Zohran Slogan Generator displaying a blue background, a large block-capital heading written in a fancy, old-fashioned pop-out-style font, yellow at the front, red at the sides and a paragraph written in a smaller, block-capital basic yellow font. The heading says "ONE TRICK." The paragraph says "IS TO TELL THEM STORIES THAT DON’T GO ANYWHERE, LIKE THE TIME I CAUGHT THE FERRY OVER TO SHELBYVILLE. I NEEDED A NEW HEEL FOR MY SHOE, SO I DECIDED TO GO TO MORGANVILLE (WHICH IS WHAT THEY CALLED SHELBYVILLE IN THOSE DAYS). SO, I TIED AN ONION TO MY BELT (WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME). NOW, TO TAKE THE FERRY COST A NICKEL AND IN THOSE DAYS, NICKELS HAD PICTURES OF BUMBLEBEES ON ‘EM. “GIVE ME FIVE BEES FOR A QUARTER,” YOU’D SAY. NOW, WHERE WERE WE? OH, YEAH! THE IMPORTANT THING WAS THAT I HAD AN ONION ON MY BELT (WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME). THEY DIDN’T HAVE WHITE ONIONS BECAUSE OF THE WAR. THE ONLY THING YOU COULD GET WAS THOSE BIG YELLOW ONES."
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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999 posts? The next one is post 1000? Maybe I should type something important for that.

....Oh. Nevermind. All I've typed is this crap that you're reading.
A cropped screenshot of my Bluesky profile page. It displays my name, Freya Wolf, my handle, @wolfinwherever.bsky.social, my follower count, 144 followers, my following count, 72 following, and my post count, 999 posts.
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Cis people be looking at shirtless Herald like
September 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I don't like Tesco's anti-theft measures. I went in for a jar of coffee and it was inside one of these.
A photograph of a gigantic steel door for an impenetrable bank vault with a huge metal wheel knob in the center attached to several hydraulic cylinders that spread across the full width of the door.
September 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I like this post, but must I defile what is sacred?
The re-post counter and like counter underneath a Bluesky post. The re-post counter says "4." The like counter says "20."
September 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I bring you something cozy and nice: the background skies of Yoshi's Island and the way they all serve total pride-flag energy.
A screenshot of the Yoshi's Island level "Shifting Platforms Ahead." A red Yoshi is stood on a wheel of four green and white platforms that balance along a dotted line in the sky. Yoshi is carrying on their back the baby Mario, who has a small red cap with an M on it, the infamous Mario cap. Yoshi is surrounded by coins and a flying white bird, a Goonie. The most noticeable visual detail is the sky in the background, a lined gradient from dark royal blue to a soft peachy pink color. A screenshot of the Yoshi's Island level "Welcome To Cloud World." A brown Yoshi is stood on a large white cloud that hangs next to a much smaller white cloud and a large round brown log that stands as the end of a log bridge across the sky. Yoshi is carrying on their back the baby Mario, who has a small red cap with an M on it, the infamous Mario cap. In the background sky hangs a large apricot-colored cloud. The most noticeable visual detail is the sky's color, a lined gradient from light peach to a dark indigo, a gradient that is reflected in the distant sparkling sea that stretches beneath the large apricot-colored cloud. A screenshot of the Yoshi's Island level "Nep-Enuts' Domain." A cyan Yoshi is stood on a wooden post of a light greyish-brown color. Yoshi is carrying on their back the baby Mario, who has a small red cap with an M on it, the infamous Mario cap. Yoshi is surrounded by long green vines that hang from the sky and a small floating winged white cloud with a green question mark in it's center. The most noticeable visual detail is the background, a smudgy abstract painting of yellowy-brown hills covered with blotchy round bushes in light and dark shades of green. Amidst these hills are zigzag brush strokes of light and dark blue that suggest the shapes of waterfalls. The background sky is a lined gradient from a light yellowy-orange shade to a soft violet color. A screenshot of the Yoshi's Island level "King Bowser's Castle." A green Yoshi is stood on a wavy sprawl of stone-textured rectangles patterned with triangles and rhombuses of gold, grey and purple. These rectangles suggest the decimated wreckage of a stone floor. Yoshi is carrying on their back the baby Mario, who has a small red cap with an M on it, the infamous Mario cap. Yoshi is surrounded by small dim brown rocks that fall from the sky. A somewhat-large cream-colored moon hangs in the sky with darker cream circles that seem sown like patchwork into the moon's surface resembling craters. Dark grey clouds cut across the sky. The tiny shapes of dark green pine trees stand on the far distant horizon, along with a gigantic shadowy cartoon lizard creature with a wide-open red mouth, a magically-enlarged King Bowser. The background sky is a lined gradient that goes from black to dark purple to dark orange to bright yellow and back to black again.
September 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This man is a despicable transphobic cunt. Block immediately. Handle included in alt text.
The Bluesky handle for @jdoubleday.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Exploring the local surroundings here in Sweden and chilling in a coffee shop. Consultation with Ness's top surgery physician happens this evening. 🏳️‍⚧️
A selfie of me sat in a coffee shop holding up the devil horns with my fingers. My long blonde hair is tied back. I am wearing black sunglasses and a beige t-shirt. I have a relaxed smile on my face. Behind me is the coffee shop interior. The ceiling is tiled black, the walls are silver corrugated iron panels and the tables are dark brown slabs of rectangular wood with brown metal cuboid legs. The seats surrounding the tables are circular slabs of brown wood propped up on brown wooden cuboid legs. Hanging low from the ceiling are five lightbulbs atop each table encased in dark brown cuboid mesh cages. Along the wall are black chalkboards with elaborate diagrams of coffee-making machines drawn in thin white chalk.
August 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
wolfinwherever.bsky.social
Made it to the hotel!
A selfie of me standing and holding up the devil horns with my fingers. Behind me, Herald is holding up his own devil horns. He is sat on the hotel bed. I am wearing a grey T-shirt, light foundation, black eyeliner, black eyebrow pencil, black mascara and hotpink lipstick. I have an excited smile on my face. Herald is wearing blue jeans, black glasses, black and red wireless headphones around his neck, a black rubber pendant, several brown and red wristlets and a red top under an unbuttoned black and light grey checkered shirt. He has a comically grumpy look on his face.
August 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
wolfinwherever.bsky.social
Journey to airport selfie 🧡
A selfie of me in the back seat of a car. I'm wearing a grey t-shirt, black sunglasses hanging from the neck of my t-shirt, light foundation, hot pink lipstick, black eyeliner, black mascara and black eyebrow pencil liner. My long blonde hair is tied back. I have a relaxed smile on my face.
August 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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A screenshot of the Simpsons episode "$pringfield (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Legalized Gambling)." Homer is talking to Marge in front of slot machines in a casino. His dialogue is subtitled in the screenshot. He says to her "Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem." I have crudely edited the screenshot so that "Marge" is replaced with "Britain" and "gambling" is replaced with "fascism," so Homer is now saying "Britain, I want you to admit you have a fascism problem."
August 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: YOUR CARDASSIAN SUPERVISORS HAVE A DUTY TO PROHIBIT ILLEGAL ACTIVITY WITHIN THE STATION'S PAYMENT PROCESSING SYSTEM. YOUR DAILY ATTEMPTS TO ACCUSE US OF RESTRICTING CREATIVE FREEDOM AND DAMAGING THE LIVELIHOODS OF BAJORAN WORKERS IS GOING TO FAIL. I URGE YOU TO SEE REASON.
Gul Dukat from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine on a screen making a pre-recorded announcement to Bajoran workers.
August 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
wolfinwherever.bsky.social
We've reached the point where TERFs will literally just say shit like this in courtrooms about trans kids.
A screenshot from the Simpsons episode "Bart Gets Hit By A Car." Mr Burns is in a courtroom yelling in front of his lawyer, a judge and the court attendees the words "I SHOULD BE ABLE TO RUN OVER AS MANY KIDS AS I WANT!"
July 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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A Bluesky post of mine from three months ago. It reads: "Just remembering how in Disney's Mary Poppins, a film from 1964, a woman goes to throw trash at the prime minister, children start a riot in a bank because they're not allowed to help the poor and a father is talked out of neglecting his kids. Choke on that, anti-woke morons, this shit ain't new."
July 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
wolfinwherever.bsky.social
Makeup off. Still serving cunt.
Me posing in a selfie photo. The camera is pointing down at me from slightly higher than my full height at an angle that allows the photo to capture my body from the top of my head to my hips. My hair is blonde, wavy and slightly wiry, curling down to my shoulders. I am wearing pink and white headphones, a black t-shirt tied up to expose my tummy and a short, grey-and-black zebra-striped swimming skirt. There is a slight, short line of black eyeliner along the bottom lid of both my eyes. I have smooth white skin, glowing blue eyes, thin, dark eyebrows, light pink lips and a toned, skinny body. I have relaxed, confident smile on my face.
June 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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An edited screenshot from Final Fantasy IX. Black Waltz No. 3 is riding a grey mini-airship with a long metallic form and a large wooden steering wheel. Black Waltz No. 3 has a long blue and indigo leather coat, a pointed burnt-orange witch's hat, large deep blue wings and a tall, gold trident in it's right hand. A large grey textbox in the center of the screen blocks the face of Black Waltz No. 3, a face entirely hidden by a deep, dark shadow with angry eyes glowing in silver light. The text box displays what Black Waltz No. 3 is saying, which is "I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill! I exist only to kill...!" I have edited this screenshot so that all four speakings of "kill" are crossed out in crude red crayon and replaced with the text to it's right, text in Impact font capital letters inside a black square. The text says "BE FUNCTIONAL BE FUNCTIONAL BE FUNCTIONAL BE FUNCTIONAL." So instead of Black Waltz No. 3 repeating "I exist only to kill," it repeats "I exist only to BE FUNCTIONAL."
June 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
wolfinwherever.bsky.social
Don't overthink it. Just four albums you like that come to mind?

#music #musicsky
The album cover for Kendrick Lamar's "To Pimp A Butterfly." A black-and-white vintage Polaroid photograph of Lamar surrounded by “his homeboys” in front of the White House. Many of the men in the photo are African American males. They are all posing, either holding excessive amounts of money or bottles of alcohol. Some men are making poses and signs with their hands in the background. Kendrick is holding a young white baby. A white judge can be seen with his eyes crossed out and a gavel dangling from his right hand, implying he is dead. The album cover for Aurora's "The Gods We Can Touch." Aurora is stood in a black dress with thin gold chains hanging around her waist and chest. Her elbows are bent at approximately 100 degree angles and her arms are reaching outward at nine o'clock and three o'clock. She is stood in front of a large red curtain long enough to gather around her feet. The image is fragmented in mirrored columns duplicating Aurora into a blend of at least eight reflections of herself that seem to merge together almost as one. Album cover for Nine Inch Nails' "The Fragile." The top quarter of the cover shows half of the NIN logo in front of a grey, harsh-contrast photo of a waterfall. The bottom three quarters of the cover is a blurry red closeup photo of the inside of seashell. Album cover for M.F. DOOM's "MM.. FOOD." The cover displays a painted comic-art image of M.F. DOOM wearing a green hoodie, a red sleeveless jacket and a metal mask in the style of Doctor Doom. He is on a grey chair sat down at a beige table to a bowl of cereal and looking mischievously over his shoulder. He is holding one beer in his hand. In the bottom right of the image, another M.F. DOOM can be seen under the table reading a book. DOOM's bowl says on it "The Finest." A box of cereal and a carton of milk is on the table. In the top right corner of the album cover are the words "MF DOOM" written in DOOM's trademark graffiti throw-up. A similar throw-up can be seen on the cereal box. The bottom left corner features DOOM’s graffiti tag with the letters re-arranged to spell "MM.. FOOD."
June 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The meme of Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo looking highly sophisticated saying "I wish all [insert something here] a very pleasant evening." I have replaced every word of what Bugs is saying except "I wish all" and "a very." Bugs is now saying "I wish all THE PARENT WHO ASSUMED HER FOUR-YEAR-OLD BOY CHOSE A PINK UMBRELLA IN THE STORE FOR HIS MOTHER, TOLD THE BOY OFF WHEN HE SAID "NO, IT'S FOR ME," THEN REFUSED TO LET THE BOY LEAVE THE STORE WITHOUT A "BOY'S" UMBRELLA a very PARENTS LIKE YOU ARE MAKING THE WORLD WORSE."
May 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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A screenshot Twitter's "Trending in United States" sidebar from May 4, 2024. The sidebar lists what is trending in the USA as "HE'S ALREADY DEAD," then "KENDRICK PLEASE," then "HE DROPPED AGAIN" and finally "A-minor," referencing the release of Kendrick Lamar's fourth diss track against Drake, "Not Like Us," the second and third of these tracks having only been released the day previously. I have edited the screenshot to clumsily cross out in red paint the word "KENDRICK," replacing it with a Bluesky screen-grab of "Ness (they/them)," the word "HE," replaced with another Bluesky screen-grab of "(they/" and finally the term "A-minor," replaced with a screen-grab of a line from Ness's post in the quote-tweet which reads ""Do you remember" no."
May 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM