You wake up to see this...what do you do?

Catch me in San Jose this weekend! 😘

It's official! I'm now a resident of the Redwoods! Housewarming gifts are greatly appreciated at this time either in the form of Amazon gift cards or through c@sh@pp or v3nm0 (username brattywolfie). Can't wait to start making new friends up here, please reach out! 😘

You can have your cake and eat it too 🎂

Dost thou dare to drink deep of pleasure’s cup, and lose thyself in sweetest delight, fair knight?

This is a bittersweet announcement: I'm leaving Los Angeles for the Redwoods August 1st. So my time here in SoCal is limited. Offering a 90 min special, catch me while you can! My time is limited so make sure to book in advance. 😘

I love getting wet 💦

Thank you @silentHjorgan for feeding my vinegar addiction - Kurozu and Maple!

So many thank yous to Kris for such an amazing birthday gift. It was a magical experience that I’ll never forget!

Take some time today to stop and admire the sunset.

Alright, I’m here! Bear with me while I figure things out.