I volunteer as tribute, eh

Thank you

I'm sure those bomb threats called in to swing state precincts where chain of custody of the votes and the "emergency" backup uploads to StarLink has absolutely nothing at all to do with it

Heh - it's Yogi stress relief tea in a 16 oz cup. Yeah...

#art

Bruh! You got any idea how much maple syrup is going for on the black market down here right now?!

Just curious - how do Canadians feel about a liberal American artist with a great grandmother born in Ontario before the one generation rule getting Canadian citizenship to escape Trumpistan? Uh...asking for a friend.

Treat their mistakes and ignorance with kindness coffee and cookies.

If by "expert" you mean "I drink it" - than my expert opinion is "piss on that noise"

Right?!?!

Right?!?! I picked the wrong fucking decade to be clean and sober - proud of you though

Buy prints of my paintings! I need a frickin car!