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Wolfe Masters
@wolfemasters.bsky.social
18+ only please, underage will be blocked

Level 41 Male Werewolf

My pronouns are “I’m me/You’re not”

DraftStallion is my other half

I’m sorry if you don’t like me, but I’m not sorry for being who I am

Unlike coffee & cigarettes, I’m unfiltered
I hate winter, especially when it’s 5° outside when you get up in the morning and have to wear an extra coat!

Made with Bing AI for amusement only, please support real artists.
February 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There’s going to be SO much porn of Anubis popping up.

Ready?

Set.

GO!
January 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I just figured out why I’m still alive.

It’s my #FluxCapacitor!
November 22, 2024 at 3:11 PM
BSky says you have an invalid handle @unootter.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I remember seeing a list like this years ago, and “furries” used to be on that list. Guess we’re not so bad after… HEY, CHECK IT OUT, I got a score of 12! Can anyone get more than me? Post your score below!
November 12, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I voted, hope you guys did too.
November 5, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Me too elevator, me too…
November 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I relate to Merlin.
October 18, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #777,754!
September 24, 2024 at 10:58 PM
There’s a severe thunderstorm watch in your area!

*Checks weather*
*Appears to be nothing but sunny*

Huh!?
August 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM
For anyone that likes the portable cooler I bring with me to cons, Aldi is bringing them back next week, $50 each. They’re also bringing back the dehumidifier for $10 that you can put in your tote.
June 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I love playing jokes and pranks on people, but I despise AFD with a passion. This is the dumbest fucking holiday ever and no one ever seems to understand why.

If you try to play an AFD joke on me tomorrow, I will hate you and just block your stupid ass.
March 31, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Happy Easter everyone. I hope you get plenty of good food to eat. I’m stuck working today, so eat some deviled eggs for me!

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March 31, 2024 at 12:07 PM
My job just installed a “meditation/prayer” space. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they’re trying to be inclusive for everyone. But they also gave us “protein shakers.” As vulgarly as possible, I told my coworkers I’m gonna be busy “meditating with my ‘protein’ shaker.” #ImmatureAF
March 6, 2024 at 8:25 PM
A while back, I backed the game #Terrorscape on @kickstarter.com. As a bonus, I got my name printed on the collectors box. I didn’t realize they did that (it was posted as a reward, but I didn’t pay attention) and when I was looking at the box recently, I happened to find my name.
February 19, 2024 at 6:20 AM
I forgot to make this post yesterday, Happy Belated Valentine’s Day everyone. I hope you were able to spend it with the one you love. And to those who are single, I’m proof that if you can’t find them, they’ll find you. I’m 41 years old and he found me.
February 15, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Got a new badge for cons, thanks to @doonthefox.bsky.social & @speedyhuskee.bsky.social
January 29, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I firmly believe that the only honest politician is a dead politician.
January 25, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I’m so stupid. I saw this picture up at work, saying “thanks” to us and they’re going to buy us donuts.

I read it as “thanks, a hole” and my brain stopped processing after that. It took me a minute to realize that it wasn’t “signed” by someone named “Bunch!”
January 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
If I were in the #DrWho universe, would I be The Doctor, his companion, a villain, or some other character?

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January 16, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Does #DoorDash not understand their purpose? Are they TRYING to get rid of customers?

“Instead of paying us to bring food to you, why not pay us to go get your own fuckin food?”

If I’m gonna go get my own food, why in the fuck do I need to pay you to call in my order?
January 15, 2024 at 12:49 PM
It gets worse… the coldness doesn’t stop at 0. It KEEPS FUCKIN GOING!

But it starts going in reverse with NOPE numbers!

-3, -7, -20, -NOPE

People refer to “-“ as “negative.” You know what else the term “negative” means?

#NOPE

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January 14, 2024 at 3:50 PM
When everyone in the break room has the exact same idea.
January 11, 2024 at 8:11 PM
January 11, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Wow, I am fuckin’ bland.
January 11, 2024 at 12:51 AM