Russell and the Wolf Choir
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Our cover of NOFX’s Linoleum is up on most of your favourite DSPs.
So long, NOFX, and thanks for all the songs, friendships, and memories.
#nofx
Our cover of NOFX’s Linoleum is up on most of your favourite DSPs.
So long, NOFX, and thanks for all the songs, friendships, and memories.
#nofx
Sometimes I wonder if I’m walking in the downstream of someone else’s fart
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I’m walking in the downstream of someone else’s fart
I really don’t understand why rinse aid costs so much.
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I really don’t understand why rinse aid costs so much.
Have you ever asked a bride at their wedding if they are into Greek Mythology, because I have…
October 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Have you ever asked a bride at their wedding if they are into Greek Mythology, because I have…
I really should be less famous than what I am
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I really should be less famous than what I am
The problem with buying a box of TicTacs is that you become a human rattle after opening them.
October 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The problem with buying a box of TicTacs is that you become a human rattle after opening them.
My 3 year old daughter just said to me “you stinky little old children” and I guess that’s what we all are once we reach a certain age
September 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My 3 year old daughter just said to me “you stinky little old children” and I guess that’s what we all are once we reach a certain age
Nothing heightens your reflexes more than playing catch with a 3 year old
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Nothing heightens your reflexes more than playing catch with a 3 year old
Do you think I should be taller?
September 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you think I should be taller?
It’s wild how many grifters there are in the world.
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It’s wild how many grifters there are in the world.
One time I thought I bought a wolf mask from eBay to use for shows but it turns out it was some leather sex mask.
September 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
One time I thought I bought a wolf mask from eBay to use for shows but it turns out it was some leather sex mask.
For a government which really like to stick their ore in for free speech in other countries, really struggle with the concept on their own turf. It’s almost as if free speech is only allowed if it aligns with their overarching views - which is effectively agreement.
September 18, 2025 at 7:42 AM
For a government which really like to stick their ore in for free speech in other countries, really struggle with the concept on their own turf. It’s almost as if free speech is only allowed if it aligns with their overarching views - which is effectively agreement.
I’ve some how ended up with and inadvertently worn my father in laws underpants…
September 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I’ve some how ended up with and inadvertently worn my father in laws underpants…
I’m a November sort of person.
September 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I’m a November sort of person.
Shall I buy a Stanley cup?
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Shall I buy a Stanley cup?
“Daddy, pretend you was a fence”
Ok
Ok
August 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Daddy, pretend you was a fence”
Ok
Ok
Bought some satin pyjamas and I now look like I’m in a space B-movie
July 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Bought some satin pyjamas and I now look like I’m in a space B-movie
Toddlers are brutal. A reaction to a dinner I just made “I don’t want that! I want you to put it in the bin forever!”
June 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Toddlers are brutal. A reaction to a dinner I just made “I don’t want that! I want you to put it in the bin forever!”
Adding to my using up all toiletries in the house - I found this after wash moisturiser cream and I now smell like my nan.
June 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Adding to my using up all toiletries in the house - I found this after wash moisturiser cream and I now smell like my nan.
On the wind up of school, where we were signing each others’ shirts and cards, I wrote the lyrics to Just Looking by the Stereophonics in this girl I fancied card. She thought I just came up with it, and I thought it was just the lamest even then.
May 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
On the wind up of school, where we were signing each others’ shirts and cards, I wrote the lyrics to Just Looking by the Stereophonics in this girl I fancied card. She thought I just came up with it, and I thought it was just the lamest even then.
What was the cost to the environment for sending a bunch of rich celebrities into space for 11 minutes? Monetarily, how many people can we could we pull out of poverty by donating that money?
April 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
What was the cost to the environment for sending a bunch of rich celebrities into space for 11 minutes? Monetarily, how many people can we could we pull out of poverty by donating that money?
We’ve all given up on ironing our clothes, right?
April 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We’ve all given up on ironing our clothes, right?
I’ve been analysing how I walk again and I don’t know how I function in life
March 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I’ve been analysing how I walk again and I don’t know how I function in life
I once time straight up said “compliments to the chef” in a mid tier chain restaurant
March 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I once time straight up said “compliments to the chef” in a mid tier chain restaurant
Sometimes, the number of notifications DuoLingo send borders on harassment
March 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sometimes, the number of notifications DuoLingo send borders on harassment
I’m doing this thing where I’m winding down all the odd products I have to simplify going forward (moisturisers, aftershaves etc) - I’ve just hit Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, and I’m not sure I can pull this off every day.
March 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I’m doing this thing where I’m winding down all the odd products I have to simplify going forward (moisturisers, aftershaves etc) - I’ve just hit Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, and I’m not sure I can pull this off every day.