Z.A. James
@wolfbynight.bsky.social
Writer, poet, rapper, essayist, cinephile, perpetual student, evidently human
Check out poems, short stories, essays, movie reviews, etc. here:
medium.com/@zjames220
Check out poems, short stories, essays, movie reviews, etc. here:
medium.com/@zjames220
May 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's only fitting that when I burp a #BajaBlast my brain initially registers it as a chicken quesadilla
March 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It's only fitting that when I burp a #BajaBlast my brain initially registers it as a chicken quesadilla
Whoopty-doo, I'm 32
a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting at a desk in front of a national geographic sign
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting at a desk in front of a national geographic sign
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February 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Whoopty-doo, I'm 32
#JurassicPark is one of the best movies of all time. It's a masterpiece.
It's also a complete dogshit adaptation of Crichton's novel, which is leaps and bounds better in every way possible.
It's also a complete dogshit adaptation of Crichton's novel, which is leaps and bounds better in every way possible.
February 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
#JurassicPark is one of the best movies of all time. It's a masterpiece.
It's also a complete dogshit adaptation of Crichton's novel, which is leaps and bounds better in every way possible.
It's also a complete dogshit adaptation of Crichton's novel, which is leaps and bounds better in every way possible.
Me and the bro, high as a Titan's perineum, circa 2010:
February 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Me and the bro, high as a Titan's perineum, circa 2010:
When I'm busy disassociating at work and someone says my name:
February 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
When I'm busy disassociating at work and someone says my name:
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
It's so delicious and moist.
a cake sits on a table in front of a sign that says aperture
ALT: a cake sits on a table in front of a sign that says aperture
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February 5, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
It's so delicious and moist.
Imagine you hate me, and I'm just at home like:
February 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Imagine you hate me, and I'm just at home like:
I'm over-fixated by opening lines. I've been trying to write an essay for the last week, but keep false starting 'cause I think the opening line is too weak...
January 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm over-fixated by opening lines. I've been trying to write an essay for the last week, but keep false starting 'cause I think the opening line is too weak...
Flat 7-Up tastes like how Froot Loops smell.
No, I will not elaborate.
No, I will not elaborate.
December 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Flat 7-Up tastes like how Froot Loops smell.
No, I will not elaborate.
No, I will not elaborate.
"Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. ... Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is nonexistent." - Jim Jarmusch
December 6, 2024 at 7:49 AM
"Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. ... Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is nonexistent." - Jim Jarmusch
Currently watching the old school #SuperFriends cartoon. Not once thus far have they been anywhere near water. Aquaman could just stay home on most of these missions, tbh.
November 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Currently watching the old school #SuperFriends cartoon. Not once thus far have they been anywhere near water. Aquaman could just stay home on most of these missions, tbh.