forgot to post the video last night (💢🎈💨)

chugged over 2L of dr pepper for someone in a call and only stopped cuz of caffeine rush. coulda gone way further with some sprite or root beer

nother great string of burps

best burp of the sodasession tonight

ticking burpbomb rn

oh yeah someone asked me to record me slamming my butt on my shelf a bit ago and i think it shows off the plump bounciness pretty perfectly (ignore it knocking my phone over prematurely) (or dont)

ate a whole bowl of watermelon on top and got a huge belchy bellyache, ghh

slapslapslap bourrrrp

so much pressure

havent done a vid in a while huh. have since largely deflated but just had four tacos for dinner