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I've been "hilariously" mocked for my perceived ethnicity/religion as a "joke" from school through employment and I can assure everyone it's not funny and it hurts every time. He knows that, or he wouldn't have done it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I've been "hilariously" mocked for my perceived ethnicity/religion as a "joke" from school through employment and I can assure everyone it's not funny and it hurts every time. He knows that, or he wouldn't have done it.
No no no it's too herby
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No no no it's too herby
That conference probably caused way more emissions than it will save
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
That conference probably caused way more emissions than it will save
They spend more time waiting at lights than behind cyclists, but lights don't make them angry. They're brainwashed!
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
They spend more time waiting at lights than behind cyclists, but lights don't make them angry. They're brainwashed!
Surely Farage is getting through a lot of cushelle today
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Surely Farage is getting through a lot of cushelle today
And the guy that doesn't add £500 wins the job.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
And the guy that doesn't add £500 wins the job.
It's not the "easily angered motorists" that are the problem. The right wing press and the business interests they look after, who tell the motorists what to think. That's the problem.
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's not the "easily angered motorists" that are the problem. The right wing press and the business interests they look after, who tell the motorists what to think. That's the problem.
Type-ii fun. Good in retrospect.
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Type-ii fun. Good in retrospect.
Then get all your neighbours to report a speed camera on Waze or Google maps and then it will appear as a warning to other drivers
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Then get all your neighbours to report a speed camera on Waze or Google maps and then it will appear as a warning to other drivers
Paint a cardboard box to look like a speed camera
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Paint a cardboard box to look like a speed camera
Dear @theguardian.com please can I have Adrian's job? I think I could write down my simplistic musings as well as he does, and I'll do it for half the money!
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Dear @theguardian.com please can I have Adrian's job? I think I could write down my simplistic musings as well as he does, and I'll do it for half the money!
Wasn't the point of the act to stop kids coming across harmful content that they didn't want to see, not to stop anyone from choosing to access it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Wasn't the point of the act to stop kids coming across harmful content that they didn't want to see, not to stop anyone from choosing to access it?
Surely Padme's ship?
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Surely Padme's ship?
1 year later....
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
1 year later....
What an Incredible self-own. He was even daft enough up to look up the figures so he could make himself look stupid
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What an Incredible self-own. He was even daft enough up to look up the figures so he could make himself look stupid
This year I be mostly wearing stiff jeans
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This year I be mostly wearing stiff jeans
Partly because the shorts come with padding, and the tops with rear pockets. Mostly because specialist clothing is more comfortable and better suited than normal clothes for cycling. The same is potentially true for other "special" sports clothing such as wetsuits, wingsuit flying etc.
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Partly because the shorts come with padding, and the tops with rear pockets. Mostly because specialist clothing is more comfortable and better suited than normal clothes for cycling. The same is potentially true for other "special" sports clothing such as wetsuits, wingsuit flying etc.
Real hotshots have people to write their emails and people to get them coffee. You're fooling nobody but yourself.
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Real hotshots have people to write their emails and people to get them coffee. You're fooling nobody but yourself.
I'm not telling him he's wrong, you can m.youtube.com/watch?v=5MX1...
Ice-T- Girls L.G.B.N.A.F.
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October 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm not telling him he's wrong, you can m.youtube.com/watch?v=5MX1...
I had one of those! (An RS2000 not a royal paedo)
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I had one of those! (An RS2000 not a royal paedo)
I don't want to detract from that achievement. But my question is what was the point of those silly little mud guards? They're not going to keep you dry on a wet road.
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I don't want to detract from that achievement. But my question is what was the point of those silly little mud guards? They're not going to keep you dry on a wet road.
I had to get my teenager to explain that to me. Chapeau, Ed
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I had to get my teenager to explain that to me. Chapeau, Ed
... And what's wrong with wanting your journey to be more convenient? If drivers were made to stop at every side road junction there would be a riot
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
... And what's wrong with wanting your journey to be more convenient? If drivers were made to stop at every side road junction there would be a riot
It's not "an offence" of course. You may cycle on the road if you wish. There's a cycle path for 200m of my commute. Broken tarmac, piles of wet leaves, and dark. I'll take the recently resurfaced road, thanks.
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It's not "an offence" of course. You may cycle on the road if you wish. There's a cycle path for 200m of my commute. Broken tarmac, piles of wet leaves, and dark. I'll take the recently resurfaced road, thanks.
They can, be but in most cases they will not. Cycling on the road is more likely to lead to a serious injury than cycling on the pavement. news.npcc.police.uk/releases/sup...
Support for police discretion when responding to people cycling on the pavement
The issue of cycling on the pavement, as in other areas of law enforcement, varies according to local circumstances
news.npcc.police.uk
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
They can, be but in most cases they will not. Cycling on the road is more likely to lead to a serious injury than cycling on the pavement. news.npcc.police.uk/releases/sup...