they invented a weirder al

the best thing ever just happened to my cat. i fed her 30 mins early

figuring out a way to teach cats about the weekend could be super lucrative

physically incapable of going to the grocery store and not buying a funny new drink

i’ve been to the doctor, library, bank, and post office today. lego island type of day

I thought “the after” was referring to going to a real grocery store after trader joe’s

it’s good for your health to go to the local basketball court and listen to gen z guys talk to each other for an hour