Juan Desayuno
@wokeoaf.bsky.social
Just pleased to be here. he/him 🇵🇸🇾🇪
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Can’t believe there was a psyop to make this man sexy. It got to a few journalists and absolutely nobody else lmao
Downing Street Daddy 🥵
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Can’t believe there was a psyop to make this man sexy. It got to a few journalists and absolutely nobody else lmao
Like I’m going to have a choice
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Like I’m going to have a choice
“Starmer does 67” is a fucking Churnwell post jfc
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
“Starmer does 67” is a fucking Churnwell post jfc
Lammy looking at the way Cosby just ground down the legal system through attrition and bullshit technicalities and hoping he can do the same in The Hague
David Lammy has reportedly named Bill Cosby as one of his role models
David Lammy 'names Bill Cosby as role model'
www.thenational.scot
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Lammy looking at the way Cosby just ground down the legal system through attrition and bullshit technicalities and hoping he can do the same in The Hague
If invite you into my home and you then spend a while trying to get Grok or some other chatbot to do a tight five, I’m throwing you out and demanding you never fucking darken my door again
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If invite you into my home and you then spend a while trying to get Grok or some other chatbot to do a tight five, I’m throwing you out and demanding you never fucking darken my door again
Giving myself brain damage in a bid to work for the Fatt Morde Spitting Image
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Giving myself brain damage in a bid to work for the Fatt Morde Spitting Image
*man who’s acted as a conduit for the rightward shift of British politics for over a decade* I wonder if this guy was racist 50 years ago
Twenty people allege he has a racist past. He denies it. Who’s telling the truth about Farage’s schooldays?
Twenty people allege he has a racist past. He denies it. Who’s telling the truth about Farage’s schooldays?
Reform UK’s leader refuses to answer questions about his abusive behaviour, claiming there’s ‘no evidence’. We talk to victims and witnesses
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
*man who’s acted as a conduit for the rightward shift of British politics for over a decade* I wonder if this guy was racist 50 years ago
Watching Barclays for the first time in a while and they’ve got copilot slammed next to all the stats that come up (that have come up for like a decade), like we needed the AI to tell us how many away wins Villa have? Fraudulent behaviour
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Watching Barclays for the first time in a while and they’ve got copilot slammed next to all the stats that come up (that have come up for like a decade), like we needed the AI to tell us how many away wins Villa have? Fraudulent behaviour
They’ve already got Baileys on offer. I know everything’s fucked lads but you keep this up I’m not making it to Christmas
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
They’ve already got Baileys on offer. I know everything’s fucked lads but you keep this up I’m not making it to Christmas
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My favourite Zoomer is watching The Great Escape and has just messaged me to say, "This film is just Chicken Run," and it's absolutely done me in.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
My favourite Zoomer is watching The Great Escape and has just messaged me to say, "This film is just Chicken Run," and it's absolutely done me in.
Would you rather fight a normal-sized 100 gecs or 100 gec sized normals
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Would you rather fight a normal-sized 100 gecs or 100 gec sized normals
If I think beyond surface level of what happened 2015-20 it’s complete Jokerfication. You thread in what’s come to light since and try to explain it to somebody you sound like one of those numerology guys. “The countdown lady was hired by opposition bureaucracy to make their own leader seem racist”
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
If I think beyond surface level of what happened 2015-20 it’s complete Jokerfication. You thread in what’s come to light since and try to explain it to somebody you sound like one of those numerology guys. “The countdown lady was hired by opposition bureaucracy to make their own leader seem racist”
Like given the benefit of the doubt I just assumed she was a light entertainment celebrity driven insane by online and the media atmosphere. But between this and the way she posted the Durham Miners’ Gala with this coming to light? Jfc
The actual real explanation always turns out to be way more dumb and insulting than you imagined it was.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Like given the benefit of the doubt I just assumed she was a light entertainment celebrity driven insane by online and the media atmosphere. But between this and the way she posted the Durham Miners’ Gala with this coming to light? Jfc
“I would also like to express my fondness for that particular reality TV show”
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“I would also like to express my fondness for that particular reality TV show”
Oh my god, he went on this for Men’s Mental Health awareness. He reminded people he was going to solve toxic masculinity by showing adolescence in schools, a show nobody’s thought about in six months. A master at work
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oh my god, he went on this for Men’s Mental Health awareness. He reminded people he was going to solve toxic masculinity by showing adolescence in schools, a show nobody’s thought about in six months. A master at work
Sean Dyche fired up against an FSG owned team
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sean Dyche fired up against an FSG owned team
I dunno, this government seems pretty racist
Smart journalist: wellll your last guy made a Facebook comment years ago about a dodgy mural?!? Huh? Wait what do you mean you’re sick of him, fuck that guy etc. you can’t do that I owned you, you’re all cultists
Smart journalist: wellll your last guy made a Facebook comment years ago about a dodgy mural?!? Huh? Wait what do you mean you’re sick of him, fuck that guy etc. you can’t do that I owned you, you’re all cultists
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I dunno, this government seems pretty racist
Smart journalist: wellll your last guy made a Facebook comment years ago about a dodgy mural?!? Huh? Wait what do you mean you’re sick of him, fuck that guy etc. you can’t do that I owned you, you’re all cultists
Smart journalist: wellll your last guy made a Facebook comment years ago about a dodgy mural?!? Huh? Wait what do you mean you’re sick of him, fuck that guy etc. you can’t do that I owned you, you’re all cultists
Post office in town has closed, Starmer’s Britain 🤬
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Post office in town has closed, Starmer’s Britain 🤬
Now I’m not saying this should happen, this is purely an imaginative exercise. But imagine Wes Streeting there smugly lying his arse off and then he gets popped in the neck like Charlie Kirk. Absolutely awful isn’t it. Scenes we don’t like to see
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Now I’m not saying this should happen, this is purely an imaginative exercise. But imagine Wes Streeting there smugly lying his arse off and then he gets popped in the neck like Charlie Kirk. Absolutely awful isn’t it. Scenes we don’t like to see
“Was Austin Powers a TERF?” The Greatest Thread in the History of Forums, Locked by a Moderator After 12,239 pages of heated debate
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
“Was Austin Powers a TERF?” The Greatest Thread in the History of Forums, Locked by a Moderator After 12,239 pages of heated debate
Belated Ass Friday content
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Belated Ass Friday content
Talib Kweli should close his tabs quickly and log off for a bit
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Talib Kweli should close his tabs quickly and log off for a bit