Waiting for Clyde to finish his after-school running club. Theo has such a tough life.

Crash the economy. Remove or disable all social safety nets. Cripple Healthcare. People start looting and rioting. Declare martial law. Suspend the Constitution. Viola - dictatorship.

This.

Best thing I've seen on the internet today:

Mango Mussolini is an idiot!

Here I am. Entertain me.