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multiple overly chatty people have started at work so now I have to check before I go to the kitchen lest I get caught in an hour of being talked at by a nut
April 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
multiple overly chatty people have started at work so now I have to check before I go to the kitchen lest I get caught in an hour of being talked at by a nut
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Need to live in a $5k/month inner west apartment with no earthly possessions but a futon, MacBook Air and a dream
November 28, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Need to live in a $5k/month inner west apartment with no earthly possessions but a futon, MacBook Air and a dream
fearing climate change more and more bc it means it will be humid more often and I’m not sure I’m built for that
November 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
fearing climate change more and more bc it means it will be humid more often and I’m not sure I’m built for that
5 days in the office this week
November 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
5 days in the office this week
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if I don’t have multiple liquid treats a day I will die
July 4, 2023 at 10:36 AM
if I don’t have multiple liquid treats a day I will die
happy long weekend cunts
September 29, 2023 at 4:44 AM
happy long weekend cunts
thinking about this today
August 19, 2023 at 9:01 AM
thinking about this today
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howdy. im the sheriff of suckin u off.
[closes door. stands in front of it]
Now your momma would be none too pleased to hear you been prying into “supposed irregularities” in the accounts of the dick suckin factory
💯💯💯
💯 💯 💯
👇🏽 💯💯 👇🏽
💯 💯
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👢 👢
howdy. im the sheriff of suckin u off.
[closes door. stands in front of it]
Now your momma would be none too pleased to hear you been prying into “supposed irregularities” in the accounts of the dick suckin factory
August 16, 2023 at 9:47 PM
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 🤠
💯💯💯
💯 💯 💯
👇🏽 💯💯 👇🏽
💯 💯
💯 💯
👢 👢
howdy. im the sheriff of suckin u off.
[closes door. stands in front of it]
Now your momma would be none too pleased to hear you been prying into “supposed irregularities” in the accounts of the dick suckin factory
💯💯💯
💯 💯 💯
👇🏽 💯💯 👇🏽
💯 💯
💯 💯
👢 👢
howdy. im the sheriff of suckin u off.
[closes door. stands in front of it]
Now your momma would be none too pleased to hear you been prying into “supposed irregularities” in the accounts of the dick suckin factory
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there would be something so beautiful about being a farm animal. not in a tiktok cottagecore way like. i want to be pointed at by bored six year olds on a highway on their trip to bendigo
August 15, 2023 at 10:48 AM
there would be something so beautiful about being a farm animal. not in a tiktok cottagecore way like. i want to be pointed at by bored six year olds on a highway on their trip to bendigo
my dad made me take a photo of these giant cabbages at the greengrocer today
July 29, 2023 at 6:30 AM
my dad made me take a photo of these giant cabbages at the greengrocer today
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Yea, I'm religious - I believe in the holy trinity
July 26, 2023 at 11:46 AM
Yea, I'm religious - I believe in the holy trinity
solving everything with a lil treat
July 26, 2023 at 2:16 AM
solving everything with a lil treat
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Coworker posts in teams that he is back from lunch. I reply with 'welx' short for 'welcome back'. You are all welx for this new shorthand
July 24, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Coworker posts in teams that he is back from lunch. I reply with 'welx' short for 'welcome back'. You are all welx for this new shorthand
“you should try cold showers and being more thankful for what you have” cunt I already have so few things that bring me joy. take away my scalding hot showers and I am gone.
July 24, 2023 at 12:46 PM
“you should try cold showers and being more thankful for what you have” cunt I already have so few things that bring me joy. take away my scalding hot showers and I am gone.
day has been ruined by finding out the afrika*ns word for “dear” is “scat”
July 18, 2023 at 2:50 AM
day has been ruined by finding out the afrika*ns word for “dear” is “scat”
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Making content, or as I call it ‘slingin’ ‘tent’. Doesn’t matter if it’s quality. Just gotta keep slingin dat tent
July 17, 2023 at 11:18 AM
Making content, or as I call it ‘slingin’ ‘tent’. Doesn’t matter if it’s quality. Just gotta keep slingin dat tent
if I don’t have multiple liquid treats a day I will die
July 4, 2023 at 10:36 AM
if I don’t have multiple liquid treats a day I will die
sorry how do you not see someone HERE, and where both streets are a 40km/h
July 4, 2023 at 1:40 AM
sorry how do you not see someone HERE, and where both streets are a 40km/h