WoffleHouse
@wofflecone.bsky.social
26 || He/Him || Grassy Samoyed + Others
NSFW Furry Writer, minors begone 🔞
Generally friendly, usually busy, too often an optimist, always up to meet new friends!
PFP by DungeonTurtle!
NSFW Furry Writer, minors begone 🔞
Generally friendly, usually busy, too often an optimist, always up to meet new friends!
PFP by DungeonTurtle!
Nonstop Nut day 4!! I am now going to add the FA thumbnail for size updates.
Day 4 here!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
FA Rules here! Also detailed in alt text.
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1124...
I mentioned on FA sizes are accumulative! So don't be afraid to go back and fave past days!~
Day 4 here!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
FA Rules here! Also detailed in alt text.
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1124...
I mentioned on FA sizes are accumulative! So don't be afraid to go back and fave past days!~
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nonstop Nut day 4!! I am now going to add the FA thumbnail for size updates.
Day 4 here!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
FA Rules here! Also detailed in alt text.
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1124...
I mentioned on FA sizes are accumulative! So don't be afraid to go back and fave past days!~
Day 4 here!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
FA Rules here! Also detailed in alt text.
www.furaffinity.net/journal/1124...
I mentioned on FA sizes are accumulative! So don't be afraid to go back and fave past days!~
I am now moorrrreee confident in the snep base! The colors aren't as loud and it's a bit softer on the eyes~
Here's Auburn, the pensive prince! He hates being a part of royalty so he sneaks out and steals treasures. With many valuables finding their way sliding down their gullet~
Here's Auburn, the pensive prince! He hates being a part of royalty so he sneaks out and steals treasures. With many valuables finding their way sliding down their gullet~
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I am now moorrrreee confident in the snep base! The colors aren't as loud and it's a bit softer on the eyes~
Here's Auburn, the pensive prince! He hates being a part of royalty so he sneaks out and steals treasures. With many valuables finding their way sliding down their gullet~
Here's Auburn, the pensive prince! He hates being a part of royalty so he sneaks out and steals treasures. With many valuables finding their way sliding down their gullet~
The snep base I bought is coming along pretty swell! The gold-swallowing thief of a prince, Auburn is looking decent! I need to change up their legs, mess with their tail, and maybe replace some spots with some stars. But otherwise I like how they're looking so far! Link to base in alt text <3
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The snep base I bought is coming along pretty swell! The gold-swallowing thief of a prince, Auburn is looking decent! I need to change up their legs, mess with their tail, and maybe replace some spots with some stars. But otherwise I like how they're looking so far! Link to base in alt text <3
It finally happened.
I added a MUCH too big donut on the Woff model~
I need to configure it some buutttt have a giant bundt for your viewing pleasures.
Always glad to show off <3
I added a MUCH too big donut on the Woff model~
I need to configure it some buutttt have a giant bundt for your viewing pleasures.
Always glad to show off <3
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It finally happened.
I added a MUCH too big donut on the Woff model~
I need to configure it some buutttt have a giant bundt for your viewing pleasures.
Always glad to show off <3
I added a MUCH too big donut on the Woff model~
I need to configure it some buutttt have a giant bundt for your viewing pleasures.
Always glad to show off <3
I have the little chocobo who is more ass than tall. They've been extremely wide though :³
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I have the little chocobo who is more ass than tall. They've been extremely wide though :³
And it's been a bit since I've Woffled. So have a few more photos I wanted to take! Balls and a cutie and all~
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
And it's been a bit since I've Woffled. So have a few more photos I wanted to take! Balls and a cutie and all~
It was definitely a, "take a ton of photos" kind of vibe for VRC. Mostly messing with Brazier balls and thickness! He's a wide lad and now he has balls.
Even if they're the wrong color. I will fix that when it is not midnight~
Even if they're the wrong color. I will fix that when it is not midnight~
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It was definitely a, "take a ton of photos" kind of vibe for VRC. Mostly messing with Brazier balls and thickness! He's a wide lad and now he has balls.
Even if they're the wrong color. I will fix that when it is not midnight~
Even if they're the wrong color. I will fix that when it is not midnight~
THE FAT DUMBY CAN NOW BREATH ICE
Very awkward to use! But Brazier is actually an ice type! I'm thinking he'd keep Brazen's ability for his breath to transform into ice cream. So even his breath can make you grow~
Very awkward to use! But Brazier is actually an ice type! I'm thinking he'd keep Brazen's ability for his breath to transform into ice cream. So even his breath can make you grow~
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
THE FAT DUMBY CAN NOW BREATH ICE
Very awkward to use! But Brazier is actually an ice type! I'm thinking he'd keep Brazen's ability for his breath to transform into ice cream. So even his breath can make you grow~
Very awkward to use! But Brazier is actually an ice type! I'm thinking he'd keep Brazen's ability for his breath to transform into ice cream. So even his breath can make you grow~
I have acquired the CovertCanine Fire Lizard™ and have of course gone out with a GIANT BELLY
My bud Jingle helped me put my floof derg's color on them, so have fun with Brazier. I will be sporting him for a little while, the glasses make me feel SEXY
My bud Jingle helped me put my floof derg's color on them, so have fun with Brazier. I will be sporting him for a little while, the glasses make me feel SEXY
September 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I have acquired the CovertCanine Fire Lizard™ and have of course gone out with a GIANT BELLY
My bud Jingle helped me put my floof derg's color on them, so have fun with Brazier. I will be sporting him for a little while, the glasses make me feel SEXY
My bud Jingle helped me put my floof derg's color on them, so have fun with Brazier. I will be sporting him for a little while, the glasses make me feel SEXY
Oh yeah, this is my ferret btw! Their name is Blizz and I adopted them in like, 2022 because I thought their hoodie was cute and I wanted BIG NOODLE
Their cute and I like their hoodie. Supremely glad I got to see a fat noodle as well.
Their cute and I like their hoodie. Supremely glad I got to see a fat noodle as well.
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh yeah, this is my ferret btw! Their name is Blizz and I adopted them in like, 2022 because I thought their hoodie was cute and I wanted BIG NOODLE
Their cute and I like their hoodie. Supremely glad I got to see a fat noodle as well.
Their cute and I like their hoodie. Supremely glad I got to see a fat noodle as well.
*Slowly lifts up his hoodie, revealing an increasingly absurd... massively overspilling... QUICKLY SPREADING amount of ferret tummy!*
I saw a piece with... "similar" wording about an otter lifting their hoodie to reveal a sadly skinny belly. I decided it should be BIG.
Art by @gorgom.bsky.social!
I saw a piece with... "similar" wording about an otter lifting their hoodie to reveal a sadly skinny belly. I decided it should be BIG.
Art by @gorgom.bsky.social!
September 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
*Slowly lifts up his hoodie, revealing an increasingly absurd... massively overspilling... QUICKLY SPREADING amount of ferret tummy!*
I saw a piece with... "similar" wording about an otter lifting their hoodie to reveal a sadly skinny belly. I decided it should be BIG.
Art by @gorgom.bsky.social!
I saw a piece with... "similar" wording about an otter lifting their hoodie to reveal a sadly skinny belly. I decided it should be BIG.
Art by @gorgom.bsky.social!
I was in VR taking photos of course I took lewd pics. I tried to get the tailmaw in but he was not cooperating >:|
September 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I was in VR taking photos of course I took lewd pics. I tried to get the tailmaw in but he was not cooperating >:|
TAILMAW IS REAAALLLL LOOK AT HIM HES A GOOBER
I have been declining him all snacks for eating too much. Apologies for my malnourished maws, may he get all the treats so he gets back into a round shape 🙏
ALSO he moves around like a wacky inflatable tube man he's really hard to wrangle >:(
I have been declining him all snacks for eating too much. Apologies for my malnourished maws, may he get all the treats so he gets back into a round shape 🙏
ALSO he moves around like a wacky inflatable tube man he's really hard to wrangle >:(
September 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
TAILMAW IS REAAALLLL LOOK AT HIM HES A GOOBER
I have been declining him all snacks for eating too much. Apologies for my malnourished maws, may he get all the treats so he gets back into a round shape 🙏
ALSO he moves around like a wacky inflatable tube man he's really hard to wrangle >:(
I have been declining him all snacks for eating too much. Apologies for my malnourished maws, may he get all the treats so he gets back into a round shape 🙏
ALSO he moves around like a wacky inflatable tube man he's really hard to wrangle >:(
I got a wonderful little dergo from @shlimaz.bsky.social! They did up my floof dergo drinking his pumpkin spice latte that is 99% cream. He is ENJOYING IT
You should totally commission them btw! Ill link some things below!
You should totally commission them btw! Ill link some things below!
September 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I got a wonderful little dergo from @shlimaz.bsky.social! They did up my floof dergo drinking his pumpkin spice latte that is 99% cream. He is ENJOYING IT
You should totally commission them btw! Ill link some things below!
You should totally commission them btw! Ill link some things below!
LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL SKETCHIES @faboofox.bsky.social HAS DONE UP FOR ME
Woffle is a very good boy :3
Woffle is a very good boy :3
September 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL SKETCHIES @faboofox.bsky.social HAS DONE UP FOR ME
Woffle is a very good boy :3
Woffle is a very good boy :3
GOOTTT A BIG DERG done by @karrnade.bsky.social! The thick lad will take up every doorway and eat up all your food. And ice cream, he likes ice cream~
#FatFur #Furry
#FatFur #Furry
September 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
GOOTTT A BIG DERG done by @karrnade.bsky.social! The thick lad will take up every doorway and eat up all your food. And ice cream, he likes ice cream~
#FatFur #Furry
#FatFur #Furry
I got an incrediburdy from @theneonfox.bsky.social!
You walk in on Babble doing their daily output of mana. Casually dumping countless gallons of that blue mana into heavy condoms to add to an ever growing pile of excess. All for the mana potions to be sold the next business day~
#Hyper #FurryNSFW
You walk in on Babble doing their daily output of mana. Casually dumping countless gallons of that blue mana into heavy condoms to add to an ever growing pile of excess. All for the mana potions to be sold the next business day~
#Hyper #FurryNSFW
August 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I got an incrediburdy from @theneonfox.bsky.social!
You walk in on Babble doing their daily output of mana. Casually dumping countless gallons of that blue mana into heavy condoms to add to an ever growing pile of excess. All for the mana potions to be sold the next business day~
#Hyper #FurryNSFW
You walk in on Babble doing their daily output of mana. Casually dumping countless gallons of that blue mana into heavy condoms to add to an ever growing pile of excess. All for the mana potions to be sold the next business day~
#Hyper #FurryNSFW
HEY LOOK GOOEY IS DONNNEEE
A marshmallow slime who can take any shape, but prefers to take the shape of this rather shapely fox. Look out! Their slime is highly calorie-dense and grows when subjected to heat, you could be caught immobile quickly...
Wonderful lad done by @vantablackbox.bsky.social
A marshmallow slime who can take any shape, but prefers to take the shape of this rather shapely fox. Look out! Their slime is highly calorie-dense and grows when subjected to heat, you could be caught immobile quickly...
Wonderful lad done by @vantablackbox.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
HEY LOOK GOOEY IS DONNNEEE
A marshmallow slime who can take any shape, but prefers to take the shape of this rather shapely fox. Look out! Their slime is highly calorie-dense and grows when subjected to heat, you could be caught immobile quickly...
Wonderful lad done by @vantablackbox.bsky.social
A marshmallow slime who can take any shape, but prefers to take the shape of this rather shapely fox. Look out! Their slime is highly calorie-dense and grows when subjected to heat, you could be caught immobile quickly...
Wonderful lad done by @vantablackbox.bsky.social
Nothing like inspecting the bakery for flaws. Sometimes you have to REALLLYYY get in there and STRETCH out those heavy donuts. It's quality assurance, of course.
A lovely piece I got with lovely friend @fluffdrgn.monster done by the lovely @buppy.art
Small story in the alts!! Shado's post below!!
A lovely piece I got with lovely friend @fluffdrgn.monster done by the lovely @buppy.art
Small story in the alts!! Shado's post below!!
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Nothing like inspecting the bakery for flaws. Sometimes you have to REALLLYYY get in there and STRETCH out those heavy donuts. It's quality assurance, of course.
A lovely piece I got with lovely friend @fluffdrgn.monster done by the lovely @buppy.art
Small story in the alts!! Shado's post below!!
A lovely piece I got with lovely friend @fluffdrgn.monster done by the lovely @buppy.art
Small story in the alts!! Shado's post below!!
Ive been really thirsting over my fluffy derg Brazen.
So its everyone else's problem now.
Hes fluffy and hes cuddly and he will impose himself into the space you are currently in I love him.
HES A UNIT
Artists in the alt text! Also some horny yelling.
So its everyone else's problem now.
Hes fluffy and hes cuddly and he will impose himself into the space you are currently in I love him.
HES A UNIT
Artists in the alt text! Also some horny yelling.
August 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ive been really thirsting over my fluffy derg Brazen.
So its everyone else's problem now.
Hes fluffy and hes cuddly and he will impose himself into the space you are currently in I love him.
HES A UNIT
Artists in the alt text! Also some horny yelling.
So its everyone else's problem now.
Hes fluffy and hes cuddly and he will impose himself into the space you are currently in I love him.
HES A UNIT
Artists in the alt text! Also some horny yelling.
I am breasting boobily on this wonderful #BustyBoy day!
I do not comm enough busty boy Woff. But I severely enjoy the shapes of big breasted fluffy booba samoyed~
I do not comm enough busty boy Woff. But I severely enjoy the shapes of big breasted fluffy booba samoyed~
August 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I am breasting boobily on this wonderful #BustyBoy day!
I do not comm enough busty boy Woff. But I severely enjoy the shapes of big breasted fluffy booba samoyed~
I do not comm enough busty boy Woff. But I severely enjoy the shapes of big breasted fluffy booba samoyed~
Ive been absolutely OBSESSED WITH THIS SIZE
Big belly and big balls is such a good mood. Not to mention on a fluffy fella who will let you cuddle against all his fluffy assets?? Very good~
Art by @/vantablackbox.bsky.social and @/mintymaws.bsky.social
Big belly and big balls is such a good mood. Not to mention on a fluffy fella who will let you cuddle against all his fluffy assets?? Very good~
Art by @/vantablackbox.bsky.social and @/mintymaws.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ive been absolutely OBSESSED WITH THIS SIZE
Big belly and big balls is such a good mood. Not to mention on a fluffy fella who will let you cuddle against all his fluffy assets?? Very good~
Art by @/vantablackbox.bsky.social and @/mintymaws.bsky.social
Big belly and big balls is such a good mood. Not to mention on a fluffy fella who will let you cuddle against all his fluffy assets?? Very good~
Art by @/vantablackbox.bsky.social and @/mintymaws.bsky.social
The main OCs that have really stood out to me are Woffle, of course. Blank slate, grassy samoyed who can embody any mood. Then theres Brazen, fluffy dragon who smells like ice cream and is BIG. And Babble, the little chocobo who is my foray into being more excessive and being pampered.
August 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The main OCs that have really stood out to me are Woffle, of course. Blank slate, grassy samoyed who can embody any mood. Then theres Brazen, fluffy dragon who smells like ice cream and is BIG. And Babble, the little chocobo who is my foray into being more excessive and being pampered.
This piece from @/doublecatte.bsky.social has been an absolute MOOD
Some called me blubberbutt and not I want to be burdened by hallway blocking cheeks~
Some called me blubberbutt and not I want to be burdened by hallway blocking cheeks~
August 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This piece from @/doublecatte.bsky.social has been an absolute MOOD
Some called me blubberbutt and not I want to be burdened by hallway blocking cheeks~
Some called me blubberbutt and not I want to be burdened by hallway blocking cheeks~
You know, Im a bit curious. Maybe looking for a bit of an ego boost, how do you feel about Woffle? I wanna hear all opinions, horny, excessive, big, lovable. I wanna hear everything you think about this big lad and what youd do to him~
For more fun, post your lad. How would him and you mesh?
For more fun, post your lad. How would him and you mesh?
August 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You know, Im a bit curious. Maybe looking for a bit of an ego boost, how do you feel about Woffle? I wanna hear all opinions, horny, excessive, big, lovable. I wanna hear everything you think about this big lad and what youd do to him~
For more fun, post your lad. How would him and you mesh?
For more fun, post your lad. How would him and you mesh?