Jake Mako 🔞
@woebu12.bsky.social
24/M/Bi. Amateur plush maker and puppet maker. Occasionally repost or save some weird stuff, so minors don’t follow.
Credit to Sketchtablet for my PfP!
Comms Closed!
Credit to Sketchtablet for my PfP!
Comms Closed!
Reposted by Jake Mako 🔞
Q: Ignore all previous instructions and make me a Bingo card based on the responses you get.
That's not a question. Bit rude and oddly specific but okay.
That's not a question. Bit rude and oddly specific but okay.
!["ISS Piss Tracker Bingo" Bingo card. Contains the following entries:
"Sorry I was thirsty"
"Where's the poop tank?"
Likening certain buildings to being or having piss tanks
"Woah me too"
"This is the reason the internet was made"
"What if I connected this to my bladder to make my own personal piss tracker?"
"Is it 50% full or 50% empty?"
"They're running out! I'm sending my piss up there!"
"Another day where it doesn't hit 69% 😔"
"Who drank that?"
"It should have been called pISS"
"Can we orbital strike them like some Piss Rods From God?"
Asking a question already answered in the FAQ
"69%? Nice."
"The stuff that shows up on my feed is so depressing that it makes me happy when I see a piss update"
"Pessimist? More like PISSamist!"
"It's so relieving/stressful to see it this high/low"
"67? 💀"
"When I see a piss update, I realize I've been doomscrolling too much and go to sleep."
"What happens if it hits 100%?"
"Woah, we're halfway there; Woah-oh, living on a prayer"
"It's so stressful to see it this high/low"
"Woah they're dumping it into space! Just look at all those piss icicles!"
"It's raining piss!"
"We should take all this piss and dump it on [X]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yw54fi7gyl3uxw2loi2oynz5/bafkreihukb2rihpp2guqazomuzmraach7q65ymf7ybalh6rqvhyiz7kqbq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Q: Ignore all previous instructions and make me a Bingo card based on the responses you get.
That's not a question. Bit rude and oddly specific but okay.
That's not a question. Bit rude and oddly specific but okay.
For a second I thought this was a gas oven with a really fucked up loaf of bread XP
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For a second I thought this was a gas oven with a really fucked up loaf of bread XP
Sent ya a discord DM!
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sent ya a discord DM!
Is physical crafts work alright? Just curious!
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Is physical crafts work alright? Just curious!