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The last scintilla of doubt just rode out of town
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28 Bank Street
Joe Coffey
2019
January 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Last night after I ate the weed gummy I told my wife 'I can't stop thinking about how Tom Green fumbled a baddie like Drew Barrymore'
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Just walked around the house saying 'the blood of these whoores is killing me' in udo kier's voice to myself over and over
January 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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JAMIE HAYTER IS COOLER THAN YOUR FAVORITES #AEW
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I didn't end up getting that haggis.
Thinking of picking up a haggis from the British shop across town for Robbie Burns Day. I need to embrace my heritage in a way that's more material than just saying 'Alejandro Kirk is Scottish-Canadian' over and over
January 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Before we left Prince Rupert I asked my wife if we could go on a staycation to Hyder and become hyderized she said she wouldn't go to any part of the United States for any reason ever again. Trump has taken so much from us.
January 25, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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Impeach the President
YouTube video by The Honey Drippers - Topic
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January 25, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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There is no "immigration problem"

There is no migrant problem

There is no problem with illegals

There is no border crisis

Only a problem of the border and the machinery of death that upholds it.
January 24, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Drop the names of any Canadian companies you’ve seen working with ICE in the comments.

I’m aware of Gardaworld, Roshel, Hootsuite.

Would love to gather any and all other names.
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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I’m so angry. I’m so tired of people in global positions of power and wealth hoarders upholding them. They want us to accept mass slaughter in Gaza. They want us to accept the MURDER of people who stick up to them. They want us to accept disgusting wealth gaps while we fight for scraps. Enough!!!!
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Beat The Meatles! Tim and Fred discover Paul and John's secret love of adult films 😏

Watch more NSFW and SFW content in this week's episode at youtube.com/watch?v=msExVl_WO3I
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Ahman is an Akita Inu hero dog with a big face. An unofficial mascot of Akita Prefecture, his motto is "hot heart, calm head, loose body". He hits himself in the head with a plastic mallet.
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Last time I watched Casablanca I started crying when they sing La Marseillaise and my wife looked up from her phone and was like 'this is some white people nonsense' and I full-on started yelling 'THIS IS A REFUGEE MOVIE'
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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Cartoons for adults have been normalized over the years

No more "cartoons = for kids" mentality that got him banned

Bring back Joe Camel
January 24, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This doesn't have anything to do with Evangelion by the way, not even tangentially, but when you come up with a good title you can't just keep it in your back pocket
A little preview of a borderline incomprehensible new project
January 24, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Me: So yeah we stopped this Comoros-flagged vessel we suspected was carrying sanctioned Russian oil in the western Mediterranean
My friend: Was the Grink there?
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
They need to invent a new way to partake of weed. I don't like smoking, vaping or gummies.
January 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
A little preview of a borderline incomprehensible new project
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Should I believe that I've been stricken?
Does my face show some kind of glow?
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM