Will I go on a date with the physician or the stripper I matched with? Guess

Getting ripped, drinking black coffee, and cleaning TF out of my apartment. Let’s have a Saturday 🔥🔥🔥

I fuckin hate Christmas

Snow day today

I’m ready to be done with the holidays

I missed the opportunity to develop a lot of emotional tools growing up. N*glect and ab*se forced on a set of skills that in a lot of ways have made me professionally successful but have killed the possibility of a romantic relationship. I feel closer than ever to being ready 🙌🏻 #CPTSD

Dating is hard

Feels like a sin how much I hate Christianity as an institution but love so many Christian rock bands 🤘🏼☠️

Today, a client who elected to participate in a tender offer was told by a colleague their exchange paid out when he saw the contra flip. The client then asked why they were processed for an exchange and how soon could they sell this contra? ☠️☠️

This thought process really informs the goals I set for myself, mental health growth, and how I see other people

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I love my vinyl dearly 🙌🏻

I’m down bad. I’ve dated and hooked up with other people but can’t stop thinking about the one that got away ☠️

Scientists are looking into milking mars, the first step to unlocking the mysteries of the Milky Way

My dog is a tripod. I get asked over and over again what happened to her leg. I tell ONE person she lost it in a dog fight but it’s ok bc she won and I’m the bad guy lol

Here I was, thinking Hawk Tuah coin would be an innovative and safe investment

Do I like her or does she keep me busy?

First thing I notice about this app is I’m followed by a bunch of porn bots without having said anything…. What social media isn’t complete without them these days?