Josh (He/Him)
@wmhsoj.bsky.social
Husband, daddy (not that kind, perverts), and all round basic bitch 🏳️🌈
Looks like we’re on the move again! Found a house we liked and applied to rent it, which has been accepted.
They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Looks like we’re on the move again! Found a house we liked and applied to rent it, which has been accepted.
They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
I had a very sleepy Edith next to me whilst I was working today 🐈⬛💤
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I had a very sleepy Edith next to me whilst I was working today 🐈⬛💤
Mr George chilling in the tub 🛁
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mr George chilling in the tub 🛁
I’ve woken up with the song from Freaky Friday in my head, despite having not seen the movie since it came out..
a woman with long blonde hair is making a surprised face in a room .
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November 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I’ve woken up with the song from Freaky Friday in my head, despite having not seen the movie since it came out..
Bernard loves it when the heating is on
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bernard loves it when the heating is on
My birthday present from my husband 🕸️
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My birthday present from my husband 🕸️
Took myself up to bed, only to find one of the cats left a fucking turd on my duvet 😩😩😩
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Took myself up to bed, only to find one of the cats left a fucking turd on my duvet 😩😩😩
The week ahead involves becoming another year older.. but the excitement of only working 3 days, and a trip to the tattooist overrides that.
October 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The week ahead involves becoming another year older.. but the excitement of only working 3 days, and a trip to the tattooist overrides that.
Had a great day at the National Space Centre with my boys. Even learnt a thing or two!
September 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Had a great day at the National Space Centre with my boys. Even learnt a thing or two!
My carbon monoxide alarm has a fault and keeps beeping every minute. Battery isn’t removable/replaceable, and I can’t stop the beeping! Even submerging it in water isn’t helping 😂😩
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My carbon monoxide alarm has a fault and keeps beeping every minute. Battery isn’t removable/replaceable, and I can’t stop the beeping! Even submerging it in water isn’t helping 😂😩
Is it still a selfie, if the photo is of my reflection?
September 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Is it still a selfie, if the photo is of my reflection?
As if those wankers at the Dartford crossing rejected my PCN appeal because I paid a couple of days late.
Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
September 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
As if those wankers at the Dartford crossing rejected my PCN appeal because I paid a couple of days late.
Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
Could whoever keeps trying to spend £27.99 on google store with my old debit card please stop. The declined notifications from my bank are getting annoying.
September 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Could whoever keeps trying to spend £27.99 on google store with my old debit card please stop. The declined notifications from my bank are getting annoying.
For the first time in adulthood, I can comfortably fit into a size 34” jeans!
Let’s celebrate with cake!
Let’s celebrate with cake!
a woman in a red dress is walking down some stairs
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August 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
For the first time in adulthood, I can comfortably fit into a size 34” jeans!
Let’s celebrate with cake!
Let’s celebrate with cake!
Treated myself to some second lobes piercings today.
August 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Treated myself to some second lobes piercings today.
Hair did, beard trimmed and feeling fressshhhhhhh
August 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hair did, beard trimmed and feeling fressshhhhhhh
Lets see you at 21 (ish)
August 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Lets see you at 21 (ish)
My son just sneezed in his sleep 😂
Is this a thing? Do people do this?
Is this a thing? Do people do this?
August 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
My son just sneezed in his sleep 😂
Is this a thing? Do people do this?
Is this a thing? Do people do this?
Happy new car day 😍
August 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy new car day 😍
Going to pick up my new car this afternoon, and I feel like a kid at Christmas! Lol
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August 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Going to pick up my new car this afternoon, and I feel like a kid at Christmas! Lol
Why is it that I seem to have the worst sleep when I’m really tired?
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why is it that I seem to have the worst sleep when I’m really tired?
Day off today, and looking forward to a trip to B&M 😂
August 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Day off today, and looking forward to a trip to B&M 😂
Why does my dickhead cat wait until I’m in bed to decide that she wants to go out?
The fucking back door has been open for the last 6 hours - you weren’t fucking bothered then!!!!
The fucking back door has been open for the last 6 hours - you weren’t fucking bothered then!!!!
August 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Why does my dickhead cat wait until I’m in bed to decide that she wants to go out?
The fucking back door has been open for the last 6 hours - you weren’t fucking bothered then!!!!
The fucking back door has been open for the last 6 hours - you weren’t fucking bothered then!!!!
Bloody love a crumble with a tonne of custard 😋
August 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bloody love a crumble with a tonne of custard 😋